Sylvester

Gentle Giant with a hear of gold. If he’s into you then you better be fit fun this Man only requires 4-5 hours of sleep and the sex drive of a Gorilla! He will take you to the jungle girl. Whisper his name very sexy to get him to stop! We all need a fast track to get out from under him, because he’s a workout. Sly, to his friends and once he’s vested into your friendship he will be your rider or die friend. A solitary Man mostly, but rich in friends. Work aholic with money in his smart phone, very techy and can troubleshoot anything. Always willing to lend a hand.If you capture this Mans Heart don’t let go...



Sylvester
The best, softest, sweetest guy you've ever seen. Total bottom, total King. Can and will fuck you up but will hug you after you've thanked him. Looks like an emo and has only hoodies
Example:
"Everyone needs a Sylvester in their life"


Sylvester
Sylvester is the nicest person you will ever meet. He might seem a little rude and annoying at first, but once you get to know him, you will realize that he is one of a kind. If you have a Sylvester in your life, never let go of him. He's a true friend and the purest soul on the planet.
Example:
Me - Hey Sylvester!
Sylvester - What do you want? (In mind- how did that come out of my mouth, i meant to say hii...i missed you)


Sylvester
A man watching two women engage in homosexual activity on top of a transparent platform while masturbating underneath.
Example:
Rather than taking part in a full-blown threesome, Joe opted to take part in a Sylvester with the two escorts.


Sylvester
A very handsome and pretty man with very dark brown hair it appears black if it is not under direct sunlight. He always wears his glasses because he can't see without them. He is one of the sweetest individuals to have ever existed. Not only that, but he is incredibly bright and has an aptitude for the arts and mathematics! He can play guitar, piano, and he can even sing! He writes songs and poems on occasion, but for the majority of the time, he'll peruse the aisles of Archive of Our Own, searching for something worthy to read. He has quite the large vocabulary and loves to read! His favorite thing in the whole wide world happens to be Doctor Who.
Example:
I love Sylvester! He's simply just such a smart man.


A Sylvester
While giving oral sex, you start saying "where's the birdie" with a lisp, while finger fucking her ass until she squirts on your face. At which point you yell "I'm hit!" & run away humming the Looney Tunes theme song.
Example:
Friend 1: So how's things going with you & your lady?

Friend 2: Well, she's pretending to be mad at me because I gave her a Sylvester, again, but what type of person doesn't love getting a Sylvester?


Sue Sylvester
1. A character from the television show Glee; a particularly evil cheerleading coach whose single goal in life is to destroy the glee club.

2. The subject of a series of Chuck Norris-esque jokes.
Example:
Sue Sylvester doesn't have a "ctrl" button on her computer, Sue Sylvester is always in control. OR There is no such thing as natural selection, only things Sue Sylvester allows to live.


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