Bless you

said after someone sneezes because it is believed the sneeze is when their soul leaves their body



Bless you
When you sneeze your sole is trying to escape your body by saying "bless you" your sole gets shoved back in to your body where it remains for all eternity, if some one dosent say bless you, your f**ked
Example:
Bob:achooooi
Cameron:bless you
Bob:thanks for shoving my sole back in my body!
Cameron:ummm ok (I need new friends)
Bob:hahaha I don’t have a life


Bless you
A phrase said to someone who had spoken inapproporiate words, such as f**k.
Example:
A: Go f**k your mom
B: Bless you!


Bless you
The phrase with which people respond to your sneezing, either to show that they're religious or that they've no idea what it actually means.
Example:
You: Achoo
She: Bless you
You: Thanks for taking the opportunity and letting me know that you're religious.


Bless You
After Jizzing in ones mouth, you punch him/her on the nose gently causing him/her to sneeze out your liquid romance and you proceed to say "Bless you!!"
Example:
Bob: Dude..how was last night??
John: It was great! I made her sneeze my cum out through her nose.
Bob: Did you say bless you?
John: And she said thank you


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