Points Thou Shalt Recive From the Lord Almighty for showing extreme Manlyness and loyalty to the Ancient Man Code

This is a long one!
Man points are of biblicly monumentous importance to a mans day to day life
they are infact,part of a points system that the big G(God) came up with himself.They are point of which are awarded by oneself or another man on the completion of a manely task.With these points come not only bragging rights,but a sence of self satisfaction and supeiorority over more feeble men
manely tasks enclued:
.Stoking a fire with a stick and causing bigger flames
.chopping down a tree with an axe
.sharpening a pencil with a knife
.digging a big hole manuely(without mechanical assistance)
.belching loudly
.peeing over 1meter
.writting a letter with a self sharpened quill
.drinking alot of beer without showing it(drunkness)
.speeding
.talking loudly in a quiet public place to make your point seem more intelliegent
.knocking someone out
and many, many more

Points that one receives upon the completion of a distinctly manly task. More often than not, intelligent points and man points are inversely proportional.

Points received for doing stereotypical macho actions like starting a fight with a professional boxer, taunting someone to throw a dart at your face, lighting a fart on fire, or holding a scorching object in your hand for an extended period of time

Man-points are the points that a man is rewarded for completing certain feats of manliness. Most commonly given for hook-ups with girls but rarely can be awarded for tasks other than sexual activity with girls, such as pouring a beer on a girls head.

A point given to a man for doing something manly.

the points a man is awarded for his acheivments such as hook ups with woman, funny things he does, or just partying hard and being awsome.

A man point is what guys give each other, if they've done something manly. Like he scores a number or gets some. Sometimes said like 1up (in mario). Each guy starts with 200 man points, and to give a man point to someone else, you loose one of your own. You automatically gain 100 man points each time you have sex with a different girl.

Points awarded to men by girls when they complete a task that is manly, but not necesarily macho, a quality action that is both honorable and distictly masculine.

Wearing tough, manly, "southside" clothing.