Whitaker
by Lblanche on Nov 10, 2018 11:10:14
It is the act of bringing your
crack dealer to your family’s thanksgiving dinner,;
Or
Making
Whitey Bulger head of gaming in
Los Vegas;
Or
Bringing a retarded girl you had sex with to your grandmother’s funeral and have her give the eulogy;
The Forrest Whitaker
by tedwilli9 on Aug 25, 2008 22:21:37
A sexual act in which you poo on your girlfriend's face, and rub it in with you penis until she resembles a
Black Face actor. Then you shoot at point blank range a dick rocket into her left eye, making her squint - and then you put a gun to her head and yell, "Say you're
Forrest Whitaker! And it better sound exactly like him or so
help me God I'll fucking blow your doody stained head right off!!!"
Example:
Frank: How did everything go with
Angela last night?
Dan: It was going pretty awful until I gave her The Forrest Whitaker.
Frank: Oh man, Score! Was it
spot on?
Dave: No, and that's why I had to kill her.
Frank: Well, there's always tomorrow.
Cheer up.
Whip Whitaker
by aoc93 on Mar 13, 2013 10:55:53
(verb) Succeeding at any given task while under
the heavy influence of
narcotics.
Derived from the actions of Whip Whitaker, the character from the movie Flight, who was able to do a
barrel roll in a commercial airplane that had mechanical failures and save the lives of almost every passenger on board, while drunk and high off coke.
Example:
Aidan: How did you manage
to bag all those
super fly girls after downing
a fifth of whiskey, do 4 lines, and hitting a blunt?
Eric: I whip whitakered that shit.