The Squid

A particular method used by unexperienced girls to give hand jobs. The female (or male) performing the hand job spreads out their fingers and approaches the penis head on, collapsing each digit equidistant around the base of the shaft. To complete the stroke, all five fingers are drawn up the shaft toward the center of the palm unanimously while the palm is drawn away away from the head of the penis. Performed correctly, this should result in a motion resembling a squid swimming.



The Squid
When a girl sticks a leaking pen inside her pussy and leaves it there for awhile. She then removes the pen and shoots an inkblot like a squid.
Example:
Joe: God damn man I was gonna fuck this chick but she pulled the squid on me and I bailed.

Bob: Nice.


The Squid
It is an erotic sex position commonly used by necrophiliac marine biologists where the man and woman lie on a bed (with a headboard with bars) with the woman positioned on top of the man with both parties facing the ceiling. The woman tightly grasps her legs around the man's buttocks and the couple then grasps the bars of the headboard. From the top view, it should appear as the body of a squid with the arms of the man will correspond to the arms of a squid.
NOTE: Vaginal use recommended to produce a fish-like smell like that of a squid.
Example:
Man, Heather and I tried the squid, and wow, it was so erotic I had a craving for seafood as if her love cup wasn't enough.


Squid
A young motorcyclist who overestimates his abilities, boasts of his riding skills when in reality he has none. Squid bikes are usually decorated with chrome and various anodized bits. Rear tyres are too wide for their own good, swingarm extended. Really slow in the corners, and sudden bursts of acceleration when a straight appears. Squids wear no protection, deeming themselves invincible. This fact compounds intself with the fact that they engage in 'extreem riding'--performing wheelies and stoppies in public areas. Squids wreck alot. Derived from 'squirly kid'

also see stunta
Example:
We were suddenly passed by a chromed out R1 and then when we rounded the bend, we saw the squid wrapped around a tree, he'd probably be alive if he was wearing a helmet.


squided
To get absolutely fucked beyond belief. Originated in 1992 when a young Germanist named Squidward invented a particular form of binge drinking involving the mixing of Deutsche lager with breastmilk. His love for breastmilk may have dwindled but his burning passion to get stupidly drunk in untimely situations remained undying and henceforth to get squided became the latest in a long series of terms meaning to get so drunk you're no longer aware of what continent you are on and why your underwear is hanging out of another male's mouth.
Example:
Guy 1: Hey man how's the head?
Guy 2: Uuuuuuuuuuuuh
Guy 3: Don't worry Guy 1 he's just hideously squided - fucking wasteman


squid
An extremely rare animal with a short lifespan. Usually a new sport bike enthusiast with the reasoning of a lunatic, whom you might see thrashing on an R1 wearing sandals, shorts, and a tee.
When found lying motionless on the pavement, this creature transforms itself into a stream of blood, exposed flesh, and broken limbs. Hence the squid moniker.

Stupid
Quick
Underdressed
Imminently
Dead
Example:
Did you see that guy leave the showroom on the R6? Did you see what he was wearing? What a moron. That Squid.


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