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puncture

The act of normal vaginal pentration with the male penis. Can also be used as 'puncture her ass'.

Punctured Princess

by The Milk Man Cometh on Nov 16, 2020 01:20:00

She would absolutely be a 10 out of 10 if it weren't for those deflated titties flopping there like burst balloons. So 9 out of 10

Example:
She's almost a 10 but she's a punctured princess

Puncture Putra

by Abdul Nehi Manega on Jul 30, 2022 13:29:35

Puncture Putra is a name associated with poor muslims who are very poor and repair cycles but abusing hindus,jews,sikhs in internet.Their family members are working as labourers in saudi arabia and some of them are working as toilet cleaner of Sheikhs of middle east countries.They always dream of making India as a muslim majority country and that's why they are producing more babies in comparison to other religion people.They always think turkey,Iran as their father.They are mostly uneducated.
They always support Terrorism and play victim card .

Example:
Look at that muslim man he is a puncture putra in our area

That puncture putra thinks turkey is his father

That puncture putra will become a terrorist in his future

Slow Puncture

by Antony Jones on Jun 06, 2005 21:51:03

Awful descriptive term for becoming infected with AIDS.

Example:
Shut the fuck up or i'm gonna give you a slow puncture.

Puncture Pants

by Phil yer pants Macefield on Nov 21, 2003 00:18:47

Soft, thin, hipster jogging bottoms worn by triple bases (fit birds)that you could puncture with a dimamond cutter (erection).

Example:
Look at those puncture pants!! I could burst a hole in them!

puncture fuck

by MixtapeN8 on Feb 27, 2018 04:16:06

The act of hitting someone with a sharp object, preferably a wooden plank with a nail sticking out of it, and then proceeding to have intercourse with the puncture wound.

Example:
I heard Chase is into that kinky puncture fuck shit.

slow puncture

by willybombilly on Mar 10, 2008 17:17:19

another way for people of the black culture to describe the HIV virus "chivey"

Example:
wena nhlanhla, umfana has eh slow puncture

Aerial Puncture

by y90 on Feb 27, 2019 12:52:52

A maneuver during sexual intercourse that involves both partners to be naked. The female individual lies on the bed, ass up. The male individual steps 10 feet back, acquires speed by running 5 feet (halfway) leaping into the air (hence the name aerial) and shoves his dick into her vagina. This move takes years of sexual intercourse experience, and is not for the faint of heart. Serious penial or vaginal injuries can happen if done incorrectly. Precision, accuracy, and aim is key.

Example:
"Damn homie. I tried practicing Aerial Puncture on a laundry basket and I got my dick stuck in one of the holes."
"I tried doing Aerial Puncture on my girl, but I missed and hit her left asscheek."

Romanian Puncture

by Sean Kent on Aug 28, 2008 09:39:46

Often shortened to RP/Arpie.

The act of inserting one's finger(s) inside the participant's anal.

Example:
Example 1:

Guy 1 - "Damn, my girl told me her poo comes out with no fuss, no squeezing involved what so ever!"

Guy 2 - "Yeah, she probably received the Romanian Puncture not too long ago"

Example 2:

Guy 1 - "I gave this hoe the Romanian Puncture today"

Guy 2 - "Errrrr, smell your fingers now"

Lumbar Puncture

by shiruig again on Dec 09, 2008 00:34:57

An overused diagnostic test from the show "House" used similar to the meme barrel roll.

Example:
DO A LUMBAR PUNCTURE!!!!11
DO A LUMBAR PUNCTURE!!!!11
DO A LUMBAR PUNCTURE!!!!11
DO A LUMBAR PUNCTURE!!!!11DO A LUMBAR PUNCTURE!!!!11 do a Lumbar Puncture !!!111!11!!!!1!

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