Third Floor

Used to describe someone weighing in surplus of three-hundred pounds



third-floored
to be third-floored is to walk by a group and catch the one phrase of their conversation that makes your imagination shut down.
Example:
*walking by some people, minding own buisness, from the group: "It had FEET on its HEAD, okay?" *to yourself-"third floored."

*heard over a crowd: "and i said, use a condom before you rape me!"

*as you walk by some people, they hear: "but humans aren't meat flavored goo! oouuchh, they were third-floored"


third floor
A place where engineers and corporate busy bodies run around trying to meet deadlines that never lead to anything more than a lot of tasking that get passed to those in the basement only to be round filed later.
Example:
What happened to that report you did last week?

I sent it to the Third Floor, never to be heard from again.


The Third Floor
a double balcony. with 2 couples, one on the second floor up and the other on the third. you switch out with a friend then go to the bottom floor and wave. giving your girlfriends pleasant surprises.
Example:
Cody,Alex,Billy,and I did quite a number on those girls with the third floor.


Third floor
Simply put, the floor the goes unsearched. Any Salty Jake knows that there are never victims on the 3rd floor of a house fire. Residents know to leave a building, especially the 3rd floor if it is the fire floor, so a Salty Jake knows not to waste his time searching more than 2 floors.
Example:
A kid almost died on the third floor.


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