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Ton-Ton

To cut open a living being, usually an animal, and get inside to use their body heat for warmth. (Sometimes used as a angry threat to annoying people during times of extreme cold.)

ton ton

by moesofe on Feb 12, 2009 14:31:44

when you pass out while your member is still inside of the female

Example:
dude, last night i was so hammered i accidentally ton ton-ed this chick

ton-ton

by Bill Bailey on Dec 19, 2005 08:51:29

Furry, white creature with spiral horns. Home planet of Hoth. A mix between a goat and a kangaroo.

1. A method of transportation in star wars: battlefront. Used in the icy tundras of Hoth to get around quickly. Very weak and prone to bouts of standing completely still trying to figure out how it survives without anything to eat but snow and ice.

2. A sleeping bag used to stay warm and cozy on the cold, wintry nights of Hoth. The problem with using a Ton-ton as a sleeping bag is that this often results in the death of the Ton-ton as vital organs and "stuff" gush out upon entering the gizzard of a Ton-ton. Also, the smell is pretty nasty, but what did you expect, a 4-star hotel?

Example:
1."OMFG!! 1t'5 4 FL337 0F 70N-70N!!"
"hey guys, let's give 'em a chance and ride in with Ton-ton's."

2."d00d! Fr33 M34l + C0zy 5L33P1NG 7h1NgY?1?!?1?! H0w 1 L0z3?"
"Hey! that my freikin Ton-ton! What are you...... o.O oh my god......"

Ton ton

by David35445678 on Jul 21, 2017 00:29:44

A ton ton is someone who is usually overweight and very up there own arse, their family usually has some money they sponge off but they really have no future prospects

Example:
Them two guys ross and sam are real ton tons

dirty ton ton

by thedirtydog on Dec 01, 2022 22:28:56

a dirty ton ton is someone who does nasty things with plus sized people

Example:
did you see the girls mitchell has been with lately hes a dirty ton ton

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