Two Towers Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Two Towers

A homosexual couple (male)

Two Towered

by The Paladin Skye on Aug 30, 2011 23:15:23

While driving, turning so that the sun light shines into your eyes, blinding you. In reference to the scene where Saruman's army turns to face Gandalf and the horsemen, and as they go in to fight, the sun shines into the Orcs' and Goblins' eyes.

Example:
I was driving my wife to work in the morning. As I turned onto the main street, I was Two Towered and almost got into an accident.

Two-Lap Tower

by vortexwolf13 on Oct 12, 2015 08:59:44

The act of person A sitting on person B's lap, while person B sits on toilet and both proceed to simultaneously shit.

Example:
Guy: Dude, Mark and Jacob are getting too close, I caught them doing the Two-Lap Tower last night.
Guy 2: Fuck man, that is weird.

Two Inch Tower

by Jerry Bob Jonclair on Apr 13, 2006 10:30:27

This is an insult used to say someone has a small penis; Usually a nick name.

Example:
"Put away that two inch tower John, and stop looking at Claire!"

Blumpkin Pie Two tower of dipping doom.

by Thefinisher69 on May 26, 2020 02:14:09

You already know bruh.

Example:
Bruce - Yo, you Want a Blumpkin Pie?
Kyle - Only if its a Blumpkin Pie two tower of dipping doom.

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