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Total Bullshit
A situation or statement that defies all logic, makes no sense and causes extreme distress to all parties involved.
Example:
Claudette: I'm going to sit down and watch Hillary clinch the 2016 presidential election.
Tony: Yep. It will be nice to see Trump silenced once and for all.
Wolf Blitzer: Trump just won FL.
Claudette: WTF America!?!?!?!???
Wolf Blitzer: PA, MI and WI are calling a Trump victory.
Tony: I'm not 100% in love with FL, PA, MI and WI right now.
Wolf Blitzer: Hillary Clinton just called to concede the election. Donald J. Trump will be the new leader of the free world.
Claudette: WTF! This is TOTAL BULLSHIT!


Total Bullshit
When something is complete crap and screwed up entirely.
Example:
Man, that is Total Bullshit!


Total Bullshit
A total lie even if my friend can't see his dick moving girlfriend do it.
Example:
After having plans to hang out... girlfriend "i can't hang out"
Me "Thats Total bullshit


Total Bullshit
Total Bullshit

If a conclusion ignores all evidence and reasoning to the contrary, it's still a conclusion; however, it's a conclusion in the form of Total Bullshit. You have to capitalize Total Bullshit, so the phrase pops out to poke you in the eyeballs.
Example:
"The Total Bullshit I believe is thusly, henceforth, therefore, meanwhile, perfectly reasonable for me to assume this here planet Earth is shaped like a corndog and the creator is a Frightening Frog Person from a Nightmare Dimension," said Professor Poopypants.


Total Bullshit
Total Bullshit

If a conclusion ignores all evidence and reasoning to the contrary, it's still a conclusion; however, it's a conclusion in the form Total Bullshit. You have to capitalize Total Bullshit, so the phrase pops out to poke you in the eyeballs.
Example:
"The Total Bullshit I believe is thusly, henceforth, therefore, meanwhile, perfectly reasonable for me to assume this here planet Earth is shaped like a corndog and the creator is a Frightening Frog Person from a Nightmare Dimension," said Professor Poopypants.


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