empty the bag

To ejaculate, to blow a load, to cum.



Empty Punching Bag
Example:
Brad: hey Riki, did you bone that chick Carol from the bar last night?
Riki: I sure did bro, unfortunately for me though I couldn't feel a thing, she had a fanny like an empty punching bag.


Empty Wendy's bag
A Wendy's bag in which is empty. This can be due to the fact that you ,or someone else ate what was inside in the Wendy's bag ,or thrown out what was giving in the Wendy's bag. This can be the case in other situations.
Example:
1. Me and my friend saw an empty Wendy's bag left on the floor.
2 . I shoved an empty Wendy's bag up my ass.

3 . there was no toilet around so I shat in a empty Wendy's bag.


Empty my bag
A euphemisim for ejaculating. The scrotum is the bag and it is being emptied of semen.
Example:
"TGIF, Bro. What are doing tonight?"
"Nothing much, I think i'm gonna empty my bag and have a nap"


empty pastry bag
1. a cloth or paper cone-shaped bag with one or more nozzles, through which pastry, icing, or a similar food may be squeezed, esp. for decorating

2. metaphor used to describe the smushy, sagging breasts of an old woman
Example:
I went to the French Riviera to check out the topless hotties, but all I saw were old ladies with empty pastry bags.


empties bags
the large garbage bags that sit in the corner at a party. these bags will be filled with empty alcohol containers ("empties") such as busch light cans or majorska jugs. once the empties bag is full and the party is over, member of the party will fly down a side road and throw the bags in the air in such a way that they crash all over the road, and it is usually followed by someone yelling bink or i aint goin back to jail. the next day the ones who threw the bags will go back and visit the cans or jugs all over the road and laugh.
Example:
"yo i just threw mad empties bags on hopper, it was epic"

"we get crunk, off beer, its busch light, EMPTIES BAGS" (sung to the tune of we fly high)

"yo mayn fill up the bags, i got empties on my mind"


empty the trick bag
1) v. initially a skateboarding term meaning to employ all of one's super tricks in a grand display of prowess: now, by extension, it means to use all of one's resources to accomplish any task or display ones dexterity or intelligence.

2) v. when said by a pimp it means to obtain the earnings of one's prostitute.
Example:
Radical leapstand bro! But I am going to empty the trick bag and make you totally my wheelnut monkey.

When the Shriners are in town I have to empty the trick bags thrice nightly or the ladies are tempted to hide the shine.


empty carrots-bag on a stick
Derisive term for a situation where a chronic moocher tries to temptingly persuade you to "just give him one very last loan" supposedly in order to enable him to accomplish whatever he needs to do in order to become able to finally pay you back all that he owes you --- and possibly a bit extra as a gratitude gesture --- in one lump sum. The idea is that he still does not even possess a real "carrot" --- i.e., any actual cold hard cash --- to offer you, but he is merely offering you the empty-talk promise of a "whole bag or carrots" --- i.e., a large one-time payment-amount that is far greater than any of the individual loans you have given him so far -- if you continue to bust your a** on his behalf. And of course, this assertion, too, is itself usually just another worthless promise, similar to all the other times when said handout-seeker has come bawling and blubbering to you for financial assistance in the past.
Example:
The local preacher tried to tell me that if I toil my butt off and live a life of strict propriety and chastity, **maybe** I will be given great rewards in Heaven. Sounds like a classic "empty carrots-bag on a stick" promise to me --- why should I suffer the agonies of an extra-hard and boring existence, especially when I am not even assured of any recognition or benefits for my efforts, anyway???


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