Toucan sam Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Toucan sam

A toucan sam is somebody who says that they're straight, but acts suspiciously fruity (LGBTQIA+).*Toucan Sam is the mascot for fruity pebbles, which is where we derive the euphemism from.

toucan sam

by onomono on Jul 19, 2003 21:34:15

That bird thing on the Fruit Loops cereal box that has like 10 different colors on his nose

Example:
"Oh man I am so Toucan Sam, I need a nose job!"

Toucan Sam

by AnthTheManth on Sep 21, 2013 04:03:53

When you strategically place your testicles on the eye sockets of another parties face and carefully drape your member down said parties nose.

Example:
Foo-Foo was so wasted last night that I Toucan Sammed him for hours. He was feeling real fruity after that.

toucan sam

by Auneeezy on Oct 11, 2005 05:23:36

a girl with a ginormous nose, usually detracting from any possibility of being hot in any way because her giant nose is so distracting.

Example:
Drunk: i just got that girls number man, shes super hot huh

Drunk's friend: yeah dude go make out with her right now

Bystanders: do you see that chump makin out with toucan sam, he could lose an eye

toucan sam

by Jimmy the Knife on Apr 08, 2008 07:13:58

Someone who requires only a small amount of alcohol to get drunk, i.e. Two Can Sam.

Example:
Dave had a couple of beers and starting puking, what a Toucan Sam.

Toucan Sam

by milkyway on Dec 21, 2006 04:11:27

A really rude, stuck up bitch with a nose the size of the planet. It sticks out so far that if you get even remotely close you WILL lose an eye. Her nose is so distracting that you forget she's a girl.

Example:
"omg! did you see that cameltoe that toucan sam had in p.e. today?!? She almost popped the volleyball with her nose, fucking scary."

toucan sam

by "Sally" on Nov 06, 2006 08:41:58

Anyone with a hugely enormous nose that should seriously be cut off before it knocks someone out. This only applies if the person's a bitch and deserves to be bitched back at.

Example:
person 1: OUCH! MY EYE!
What the fuck was that?
person 2: Ohh.. it's just Toucan Sam, Brenda Schwartz walking by. Are you ok?

toucan sam schnoz

by wolf on Jan 12, 2005 10:19:45

an extremely large nose

Example:
adrian brody got a toucan sam shnoz

Toucan Sam

by Ava_star on Sep 06, 2019 02:10:31

A annoying ass person who's a toucan and tries to act cool but really Toucan sam is a dumbass

Example:
Haha its Toucan Sam!! Errrrrrr

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