Towlie
someone who upon entering the gym does gratoutus amounts of curls, does unnecesary workouts on squat racks, benches, olympic workout stations and constantly stares at himself in the mirror after every work out. These douche bags have the tendency to leave their toweles on machinery around the gym expecting that no one will use them even though they themeselves are doing other work outstowlie
Towly
The kid at summer camp who put on his swimsuit under his towel because he was insecure about the size of his penis or because he had foreskin and was scared of being publicly shamed
Example:
Yeah don't know what Larsson's junk looks like, he's a towly, probably pretty tiny.
We all know that Will and Marshall are pretty big down there don't get towly
Yeah don't know what Larsson's junk looks like, he's a towly, probably pretty tiny.
We all know that Will and Marshall are pretty big down there don't get towly
Towlie McHeadscarf
A description/insult of someone from the middle-east. Towlie McHeadscarf describes the person by the headdress they wear.
Example:
1) "Did you see that Towlie waving an AK47 next to a picture of a dead relative?"
2) "Oh no, Towlies on the news again!"
1) "Did you see that Towlie waving an AK47 next to a picture of a dead relative?"
2) "Oh no, Towlies on the news again!"