notebooked

A term used to describe how a guy or girl gets their boyfriend or girlfriend to watch the movie "The Notebook", and most times, trying to (or successfully) making them emotional and sad so they are in a state to be seduced/ needing to be loved. A term used to describe what usually comes after is "notebook sex". "Notebooking" was featured in a Season 3 episode of "One Tree Hill".



notebooked
when a guy or girl falls madly in love with someone and turns into a sap and stops seeing their friends and going out socialising and instead sits at home staring into the eyes of their loved one.
they have the same loving look in their eyes as the characters in the film the notebook.
Example:
guy 1: hey dude want to come out tonight and get drunk.
guy 2: no me and my girlfriend/ boyfriend are staying in and watching p.s i love you.
guy 1: its going to be the best night ever. we got invited to a pornstars house. she lives in a brewery and has her own adventure park.
guy 2: no, ill pass thanks. i really really want to watch p.s i love you and drink a nice glass of rose wine.
guy 1: you are notebooked.


the notebook
The world's greatest example of a chick flick. Based off a book by Nicholas Sparks (of A Walk to Remember fame, so you know what you're getting from the start), it follows two Southern teenagers (played by Ryan Gosling, who every girl who's ever seen the movie develops an irrational crush on, and Rachel McAdams, who is much more palatable in Wedding Crashers) from apparently the 1950s to the present day. Being male, I didn't keep track of the plot, or the dialogue, or much else: I just kept handing the girl I was watching it with tissues and nipping off to the bathroom to check the Chicago White Sox score.
Example:
Girl: OMG I LUV THE NOTEBOOK!!111!!1
Guy: Oh god, here we go again...


notebook
The new word for "laptop". Probably used because corporate swines want to avoid lawsuits when someone's bollocks get toasted off - "notebooks" do tend to get pretty hot, yet the name doesn't insinuate that you put it on your lap, unlike laptop.
Example:
The progression of technology can be a curse. This new "notebook" is so hot, I can't even use it on my lap for twenty minutes without feeling ill.


the notebook
definition for girl: the best movie ever and will make u cry.


definition for guy: a long movie with that girl from mean girls but if u stay awake u will get your reward.
Example:
Girl: (crying) That was soooooooo sad. would u try to help me remeber if i had a brain deases
Guy: Yea..... of course and id still love you if we were in ww2 and we had a class difference
Girl: lets go to bed
Guy: (!!!!!!!!!)


the notebook
An amazing love story about a boy named Noah and a girl named Allie. The movie is based on the novel by Nicholas Sparks. Almost everyone that watches this movie cries. The theme of the movie is: love can create miracles.
Example:
From The Notebook:
Noah: That's what we do...We fight. You tell me when I'm being an arrogant son of a bitch and I tell you when you're being a pain in the ass. Which you are, 99% of the time. I'm not afriad to hurt your feelings. You have like a 2 second rebound rate and you're back to doing the next pain in the ass thing.
Allie: So What?
Noah: So it's not going to be easy. It's going to be really hard. And we're going to have to work at this every day. But I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, forever, every day.


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