Weekend at Bernie’s

(verb) The act of propping up a friend who's passed out and can't stand on his or her own.



Weekend at bernies
The friend everyone has who can't control their drug/booze intake. After they have passed out you have to carry their body from one party to the next.
Example:
"Look at Riley, shes about two beers away from weekend at bernies."


Weekend at Bernie's
A reference to being arrested by the wrong cop, on Friday, in NYC. Having your paperwork misallocated, thus "missing" your arraigment and being forced to spend the whole weekend at the former Bernard B Kerik detention facilty in downtown Manhattan.
Example:
"Dude, don't argue with the cop... do you wanna spend the weekend at Bernie's?


Weekend at Bernie and Steve’s
When the cousins all meet in Tampa and want to have a good time- and they end up dragging a dead weight cousin around all week.
Example:
Damon and Terrence flew to Florida for a Weekend at Bernie and Steve’s! Damon didn’t want to go to the strip club though because he was scared his wife would kill him - so Terrence has to drag him around all weekend


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