follicles

Acts of discrimination rooted in one's uncontrollable balding or abundance of hair.



Follicles
1. Any miscellaneous entity that fucks with your day.
Example:
1. I was about to eat the last bowl of my favorite cereal when I noticed follicles in my shit ruining my fucking day.

2. I was trying to sleep when this fucking follicle kept landing on me.

3. I wore my brand new jordan's to an interview and was disturbed to find follicles on my shit.


The Follicle of Love
The single strand of hair that mysteriously ends up between a female's butt cheeks in the shower. Pulling this strand out gives her a pleasure in which she doesn't quite understand.
Example:
As the suds slowly dripped down her breast, she gently pulled the follicle of love from her bottom and put it on the shower wall.


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