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Wifling
Wifling is the act of a wife or girlfriend searching through their husband/boyfriend's things, often motivated by suspicion.

Stems from the merging of "wife" and "rifling".

Can also be used when a girl reads her man's texts.
Example:
Jenny started furiously wifling through Chris' wardrobe as soon as he left the room.


wifle
A wifle is the loaded Smith&Wesson-of-a-Wife with Husband on the end of the barrel. This means temperamental, fully loaded and dangerous. It is when to safely store YOURSELF as the husband away in a locked safe or cabinet.
Example:
HEY PAUL, ARE YOU COMING OUT FOR SOME BEERS TONIGHT?

PAUL: Sorry my wifle is at risk of unfriendly fire and fully loaded at that.


Wifle Rifle
A "phrase" describing your penis. "Wife"le" Rifle
Example:
"I shot my wifle rifle in her"
"I cocked and fired my wifle rifle on her face"


Wazer Wifle
A laser rifle from Fallout 3 and Fallout 4.
In fallout 3 you can buy it from Biwwy in Little Lamplight for 500 caps.
In fallout 4 it can't be gotten without the use of console commands.
Example:
I suwe did! Five hundwed caps, and this Wazer Wifle's aww youws!


Wifl (pronounced Wiffle)
Wifl- (noun) West Islip for life is a person born and raised in West Islip,NY who upon reaching adulthood never leaves and raises their own family in West Islip. Wifl's can be seen at West Islip High School sporting events wearing their High School letter jackets long after their children have graduated screaming "Come on Boy's/Girl's" "Lets Go W -I".
Example:
Check out that Wifl (pronounced wiffle) up there in the stands. Let it go dude, we know you won the Rutgers Trophy in 1985.


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