the trifecta

when two dudes are docking while on top of a chicks face, simultaneously giving her a roman helmet AND a cincinnati bowtie.(changes to a superfecta if the cinicnnati bowtie man gives her a hot karl)



the trifecta
To black out, then vomit, and finally urinate upon oneself and clothing.
Example:
"So Dave Read told me he was having a great time at Uncles, and next thing he knew he had buy new jeans, shirt and underpants..you got it-the trifecta."


Trifecta
An act whereby a man is able, in one night, to gain access to all three holes of a meretricious woman.

This can be summed easily into a wonderfully simplistic mnemonic: the yapper, the snapper, and the crapper.

Example:
Man, that chick is a fucking freak! I scored a trifecta on the first date with her.


trifecta
1. a horse-race betting combination wherein you pick three horses to win, place, and show. A difficult bet to win, with long odds and high returns.

2. Something President Bush said when a combination of three threats appeared and turned his popularity rating around in the 2001-2002 period.
Example:
Bush said "I hit the trifecta."


Trifecta
Hooking up with a grandma, mom, and daughter all from the same bloodline on the same day. A near impossible manuever, especially when considering the legality of the daughter and the nauseatingly old grandma.
Example:
The Trifecta has happended only twice in recorded human history. Once by Baron Hans Fucksalot of Stockholm in 1893 and later by Emperor Fabulous Mastadonia in 1914. This latter Trifecta was committed on the family of Franz Ferdinand and is acknowledged to be the direct cause of the first World War.


The Trifecta
It's a group of three friends who always crash parties when only one of them is invited to it. When they hang out together they just play pool or N64, even if it's for hours at a time. They constantly refer to inside jokes in front of everyone and just laugh because they don't care. They sneak out to go to girl's houses, even if they stay they for only 10 minutes. Everyone knows a group of people like this because they brag about it all the time.
Example:
Mom: Everyone sign the birthday girl's card!
Girl: Holy shit, the Trifecta signed this in three different colors. They weren't even invited.


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