Yelp

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Yelp
1).Verb - to bemoan irrelevant topics while being snobbish and methodically ignoring all reason.

Originates from yelp food reviewers.

2).Verb - to think that everyone who disagrees with you knows nothing and only you know the truth.
Example:
"do you want to listen to me or you gonna keep yelping about how everyone is stupid?"

Practically everyone on the social media is yelping.


Yelp
1. Noun - a website where people go to read and write reviews about their favorite local businesses

2. Verb - to yelp, meaning to use the website yelp.com, especially to write a review or share/find information about a business or topic

3. Verb - to scream like a dog
Example:
1. "Is there anyone out there who gives a painless brazillian wax?" "Lady, just search on Yelp for Annahita, she can do it in 12 minutes flat!"

2. Oh man, this taco is AMAZING, I gotta Yelp this.

3. The chick in the porno I watched last night was yelpin' like Lassie


Yelp
A web 2.0 hangout for people over 40 who make over $250,000 a year but can't make friends irl.

The word "yelp" stands for the phrase "Yuppies Eat Like Pigs".
Example:
"I went to yelp to find a great pizza in my neighborhood but all I got were reviews for crummy foie gras and figs on ciabatta. :("


Yelp
Yelp is a verb which means to embed the personality traits of a snarky & witty individual who is on the bleeding edge of culture, into the vehicle of a hallowed out opinion about a person, place or thing.
Example:
"Jason yelped about the new Subway opening on 7th and Mission. He's so funny and cool. I wish I could write that well."



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