teapot
A sexual act where a woman assumes a "doggystyle" position
while man squeezes his
testies one by one into her anus. After insertion, the woman then flexes her
P.C. muscles while the man masturbates to orgasm. The man will sometimes make a whisling sound just prior to or during ejaculation to simulate the sound of a teapot.
teapot
by 1st Place Bad Bitch on Nov 17, 2012 12:36:24
Example:
I was dancing at the club and a fuckin teapot started grinding on the back of
my knee.
Tipped that
mothafucka over.
teapot
by afi_al on Jan 09, 2006 01:01:28
teapot
by i'm a little teapot on Jan 13, 2011 09:29:33
Example:
she's diagnoised with teapot.
teapot
by Redbabushka on Aug 13, 2007 06:40:11
A nice insult in Russian language for a stupid person. Usually used when referring to a
family member or a close friend. While you are calling that person stupid, you still
retain the fact of not insulting that person. Can also refer to a person who is been very slow. This is an insult that deliveries the insult, but the person who you are calling teapot can not really get mad at you because teapot is a "nice" sort of insult. However, you are still calling that person stupid or slow, just
in a nice way.
Example:
Leave that
light on, stop been such a teapot.
Oh my god, he is such a teapot.
2+2 is 4 not 5,
you are a very teapot person.
teapot
by coldpicklehand on Jan 26, 2004 08:35:52
teapot
by Captain Ben on May 23, 2006 13:19:08
The act of putting
male genitalia on someone's (male, female, or
good friends) forehead with an erection. Forming when looked at a specific
angle resembles a teapot.
Example:
"Dude please
tell me you got
a picture of
Stu when he was getting a teapot at the party last night."
teapot
by dude on Mar 25, 2004 05:26:35
teapot
by wolfteeth on Jan 15, 2010 06:12:47
A friend who, although
well-meaning, is emotionally
unresponsive or
incapable of real conversation. Such friends can be nice distractions but usually can't be counted on for anything.
Teapoting
by NotAnotherRhea on Nov 05, 2020 03:38:56
The sound you make when your
screeching has
reached a new high, usually happen when you're
simping over someone/something.