Yorke

The process by which a student enrolled in any program at any level is fucked over by a York University professor or york administration for no apparent reason, usually stemming from a lack of communication but often can have no premise whatsoever



Yorked
The process by which students are screwed over by administrators and student advisers for not fulfilling complicated and obtuse university class requirements.

These requirements are often absurd, often being a half-year class that is only offered every other decade and is taught on a different campus altogether, and is sometimes seen as being a cheap final cash grab from the school.

The term usually applies to university students who are attempting to finally graduate and join the real world.
Example:
My adviser told me I had all my classes but when I applied to graduate, I totally got Yorked. Looks like it's back to school for me.


york
York, Yorked, Yorking- to get food, drink, or any other unwanted substance on your clothing

As a child I had a habit of constantly getting food, drink, or other substances on my clothing. My family decided to declare anytime that someone got an unwanted substance on their clothing it would be called york, yorked, or yorking yourself.
Example:
Oh, man I yorked myself,

Dude, you yorked yourself.

Oh baby, that was great but you yorked all over my clothing.

You need to stop yorking yourself.

Did you york yourself?


York
Hates life and people and has an inability to think of things other than the negatives. These people are horrible to be around and will suck all the happiness out of you. Tall and gangly, Yorks sulk around the streets carrying with them an air of social dissent.
Example:
Who invited that york, he's going to ruin the party!


York
The stupidest nigga that you will ever meet. I want you to think of retarded and then multiply by 20 and that is what York is. This man has literally earned the nickname "Sped" so you know this dude fucked up. Everyone who interacts with this guy on a daily basis is perplexed by how someone can be this fucking stupid. His mental capacity is very low so you have to be aware enough to make sure you don't overload his brain with information at any given moment so he can still function somewhat normally. As Noah often says, York's goal when he wakes up everyday should be to prove to all of us that he is not retarded.
Example:
Ray Naker: Yo York, what are your thoughts on gun control, you have any possible solutions?
York: What they should do is get everybody is gun and give it all to the police and whenever they want to use it they will ask and they can get it for certain amount time
Ray Naker: Yo wtf?
York: Does that make sense?


Yorked
(verb) To be yorked is reminiscent of being jacked, dooped, taken for your money, ripped off or jerked around.

(adj) Yorky. When somethign is yorky it means it's chinsey, sketchy, shady or looks/sounds.seems like a rip off. Not to be confused with Yorkie - a York U student.

The word partly originated from the poor academic image associated with York University and a steep financial price you pay for your education there and party from the institution's seemingly random yet systematic ability to screw over its students while denying any involvement and offering no help.

York has a business-first attitude and puts students along with their education last. It mass produces students like McDonald's does BigMacs, with the same intrinsic value.
Example:
Kevin: Dude, I just saw this movie and got totally yorked!

Jake: Dude, Why would you see it? You yourself even said that the trailer looked yorky.


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