Honda Civic
Unfortunately, one of the most popular cars among young people today. Unnecessary modifications are commonly seen on these "automobiles". If you are lucky, you just might see one on the road that doesn't have any alterations. But that is highly improbable and would lead to only two other possible reasons:1. They are on their way to auto zone2. They are on their way to
Carmax to sell it so another poor uneducated soul can take possession of it to realize in a week the mistake they made.It is perfectly natural to see a Civic with:-Muffler big enough to fit a small child in (ages 1-3)-Wing on the back so big that the U.S. Air Force sends you "preferred customer" slips in the mail every week-Tinted windows that don't match the car's color scheme (usually installed by
color blind individuals of Spanish decent)-Fluorescent lighting underneath the car, which can be purchased at your local
Ace Hardware store-Ghost flames on the side that are done so bad it give it the effect that the car was in an accident.-Front right tire missing the hub cap and/or spare tire-Fake
hood scoop(s)-Neon lit windshield washer outlets-A removed "H" emblem from the front of the car-Missing
side view mirror-Different color bumper-One fake spinner rim (usually located on one of the rear wheels)-Lowered to the point so that scrapping of the pavement can draw attention-Stock horn supplied by
fisher priceDespite the uselessness of this vehicle on the road, it does provide a good number of useful attributes:-The
new energy efficient hybrids are still powered by the usual
AA batteries (not included), but newly equipped with live hamsters running on hamster wheels under the hood to power the car while it sits at idle or the gas pedal is released.-Add
the mammoth muffler for a simple 5 person to a new 6-person capacity conversion-For only $2.00 more you can add a spoiler big enough so you can cut the grass with your Honda
Honda Civic
by ERAC_employee on May 15, 2006 06:58:07
Honda Civic is a well built family sedan/car, a japanese car to be exact; however it's reputation (along with several import makes and models) has been tarnished due to the media and the younger generation of our time. This simple family sedan has been turned by naive teens into something of a "
street race car" which it isn't meant to be. This reputation however isn't hurting the Honda Corp. as instead it help them on the sales of the Civics in the automobile market. It however has hurt several innocent owners of Civics who are only after the vehicles very good gas mileage, reliability, and
resale value. It is just sad to see that people (including police officers) see Civics and Civic owners as
speeders or racers. You should just remember, NOT ALL ARE!
Example:
I don't know what their parents have been feeding them, maybe too much rice, but these kids
otta know that their Honda Civic is really a family
sedan not a sport car.
Honda Civic
by bob failson on Oct 16, 2009 06:18:08
a car that seems to be popular nowadays among 17-20 year olds who think that the car is actually fast due to playing too much
Need for Speed underground.
its a reliable car, but when you leave anything
switched on when the car is turned off, the battery will die.
no joke. it's happened to me twice. because that damn roof
light switch screwed itself and switched on.
Example:
friend: hey, why'd you
take the bus?
you:
ehm. it didn't wanna turn on. i think the roof light
switched on again at night.
friend: what didnt turn on?
you: ehm. my Honda Civic?
friend: you should get another car, i think it will only become a bigger problem as time passes.
Honda Civic
by Nick D on Jul 29, 2004 02:17:08
The ultimate rice rocket, driven mainly by Asians (the ones that spell it azn in a lame attempt to be hardcore), and goofy white tool bags that have to resort to this lowest of means in a last ditch effort to get
middle school girls to like them, only to be arrested for
statutory a few months later. Often tricked out with various accessories to make the car loud so that the driver will be noticed by the opposite sex for once in his sad, pathetic life. In short, it's a
riced out piece of shit.
Honda Civic
by Gbaytuner on Jan 16, 2011 02:43:52
Honda Civic's are an amazing car IF you do it right and put your money into the engine. Seriously.. When you put a
body kit and a Spoiler on a completely stock civic you have some serious issues. Stock Civics ARE NOT for racing. They have good overall performance for
GETTING AROUND not trying to race the farrari down the street. Seriously.. engine, and PLEASE NO Fart cans.. annoying as HELL.
Example:
Guy 1 : Yo man i got 21"
Spinners and decals all over my Honda Civic.
Guy 2 :
Where'd you buy them?
Guy 1 : Walmart
Guy 2 : ...
gtfo of my house now.
Honda Civic
by TyDIz on Dec 05, 2004 09:31:44
Misunderstood car bought by way too many young kids that think they are fast. Often times built up very shitty which causes for many people to never even concider research to find out the true potential of the Honda Civic.
SOCH Vtec= GAY
DOCH Vtec= NOT AS GAY (if modifications are done corectly)
Example:
Man did you see that lil
D17 civic try to race that V8, what does he think he's running a B series in that thing?
Dumbass's should stick to there
V8's and stop tryin to make a 4 cylander
fst
Honda Civic
by klanson on Aug 05, 2010 03:29:18
The choice of car for most
spics. You usually wont be able to tell its a
Civic because all of the shitty modifications. They might look somewhat fast when the spics "
soup up their whip" but it wont go faster than 75 mph.
Example:
Jose- Hey
mang how about you race your
camaro against my Honda Civic?
John-ok
John wins by
15 minutes
Honda Civic
by Jonny33YEEEEEBOII on Feb 15, 2011 05:35:51
A piece of crap car, normally driven by individuals with of Asian and
Latino descent who think they're
hot shit with their farting exhausts. No, they're indeed quite useless.
Example:
White Guy #1: Did you just fart?
White Guy #2: No, it was
the chach in the rice racer Honda Civic
White Guy #1: Of course...is he Asian?
White Guy #2: Yup.