Youtube Comments

In theory: A section of the video hosting website 'Youtube' where people may comment on and rate videos uploaded by users.In reality: A complete annex of reality where factual accuracy, literacy, mutual respect and general good will are almost completely devoid. The closer a video touches upon religion, national identites and race, the more ludicrous and profane the comments section will be.Common inhabitants (and often combatants) of this inhospitable environment are:Zealot the Cleric, Professor Know-it-all, Professor Wiki-it-all, Armchair Activist, Keyboard Patriot, xxxEmoKidxxx, Blatant Illiterate (aka The Child who was Left Behind), Raging Homophobe, Capt. Conspiracy Nut and Sir Lastword of Ihavenojob-shire.



Youtube Comments
The place that is filled with fanatics, wannabe environmentalists, fake ecologists, racists, misogynists, misandrists, illiterate idiots, consiracy theorists, misanthropes, SJWs, feminazis, madmen (and madwomen), weeaboos, otakus, the mentally ill and idiots in general arguing with each other about trivial stuff that is of little to no importance in the real world. Not only that but these youtube comment sections are sometimes filled with illiteracy and poor grammar that will be enough to make professors cringe and develop drinking problems. In fact, these sections can make anyone develop drinking problems due to the sheer stupidity, fanaticism, racism, and hatred that can be found within them. Usually, these people have little to no idea about what they're talking about and the stuff that comes out of their mouths sound like fanatical, zealous, radical bullshit. Avoid this place at all costs unless you want to lose some brain cells or to lose your faith in humanity.
Example:
Youtube comments is a place that is full of insane people and fanatics arguing about unimportant bullshit.


Youtube Comments
Those things under the video that are usually rasist, sexist, or they use words like gay fag or slut. but sometimes you can find that one diamond in the rough, the gem comment which is written by a person who knows what they are taking about and doesnt make rude comments or stupid assumptions.
Example:
Not a good Youtube comments: WOW!!!! what a fag ur so stupid stoop makeing vids u whore

get a life!

come to my channel i am supr funny!


Youtube Comments
Welcome to one of the most hideous places on the internet. People here on youtube comments have iq of room temperature. Here you'll find all sorts of people, some of them are:

1) The troll: A classic, will start flame war in replies either by stating unpopular opinions or straight up offensive shit.

2) The hungry for likes: Always comments overused shit like "wHoS wAtChInG iN 2021?!"

3) The spammer: Owns 100 different alt accounts. Keeps on copypasting links of his shitty video in replies of comments.

4) The "commenter": "Youtubers" with about 100k subs and 2k views on their videos. Try to abuse their verified checkmark by stealing comments and getting likes with goal of trying to revive their dead ass channel.

5) The bots: Will have profile pictures of thots and will spam random ass words with intention of attracting 12 year old horny kids and tricking them into clicking scam links.

If you're feeling like you have too many brain cells, head over to youtube comments to instantly lose them. Filled with idiots to the brim and bunch of people exploiting them. Still better than twitter.
Example:
The year is 2126
Guy 1: I miss the early days of internet.
Guy 2: *Shows a picture of youtube comments from that time*
Guy 1: Thanks, I no more miss it.


Youtube Comments
Probably the most unfunny thing to ever exist alongside Twitter and Tiktok. Youtube Comments usually consist of people using the same old ass memes and people saying extremely unfunny and retarded things about the video, oh and just note to yourself. DO NOT HAVE AN OPINION or else you will be bombarded with threats from random 12 year olds. Also keep in mind that most of these comments come from Kpop fans, Weeaboos/Otakus (Anime profile pictures), dumbass 12 - 14 year olds, and many more degenerates online.
Example:
Insert typical unfunny youtube comment: "Nobody:" "I-" "Who's listening in 2021" "When you"
Anyone with an IQ above room temperature: "Shut the fuck up you unfunny retard, go do something other than posting cringe all day"
The Commenter: NOOOOO MY FEELINGS ;(((
Anyone with an IQ above room temperature: "Goddamn... Fucking kids these days and their Youtube Comments


Youtube comments
The only place where a polite discussion about kittens can lead to a flame war about government conspiracies.
Example:
*in youtube comments*

Person 1: That cat is quite adorable
Person 2: Yes, indeed
Person 3: I know, it's so cute the way it purrs!

*5 mins later

Person 1: ASS SHIT FAG THE GOVERNMENT CAUSED 9/11 BITCH VACCINATIONS BIN LADEN MOON LANDING FAKE
MARS RAPE NUCLEAR WAR

Person 2: IDIOT NOOB FUCKED YOUR MOM NAZIS WW3 AL QAEDA MOTHERFUCKER BITCH SHIT ABORTIONS CALL OF DUTY
DEMOCRAT RIGHT WING JFK HOLOCAUST SHIT

Person 3: I'm just gonna...uh...go to another video


YouTube Comments
When read, reader usually dies a little inside.
Example:
Typical YouTube Comments:

U suk u stupid n00b i fuk ur mom every nite
Arabs are smelly terrorists!
U hate BOTDF? Ur a fat ugle cunt kill urself!!! *chokes on cocks and dies of gonorhoea*
The degeneracy is extreme...


YouTube Comments
There are 4 types of YouTube comments:

1. Short, 1 to 3 syllable comments. These are usually positive, but are still retarded.

2. Advertisements of any kind. Usually for crappy porn sites, or for other YouTube channels.

3. Negative criticism. While this isn't usually a bad thing, the highest level of criticism on YouTube consists of insulting someone else's sexuality

4. The insane, rambling argument. These are most common on religious and political videos, and always against the ideologies espoused in the video. Often it starts out somewhat sane, but quickly declines into runon sentences about government mandated brain control.
Example:
Types of YouTube comments:

1. i like it.

2. That is awesome check out my vidz: ht t p : / / ww w. y o utu b e.co m/ ineedtodie

3. dat vid suked ur gay u faget i suk off ur mom every nite

4. if the govnrenment didnt do 911 how com it happend on 911 it was a plan orcastrated by the us wiht help of new world order organization ho put fluorine in water 2 kil kidz mercury injections chemtrails evil jewish space aliens jfk moon landing was actually venus glucose is lethal RISE UP VOET 4 RON PAUL


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