When you bring home a girl and she is too drunk to put out and passes out on you.
You jerk off and cum on her closed eyes. When she wakes up in the morning her eyes are crusted shut and she walks around like a blind man.

When you use a public (or private) bathroom and proceed to "attempt" and piss in the urinal or toilet, but instead manically pee all over anything but the urinal or toilet as if a blind man made his mark. Walls, ceilings, toilet paper, sinks, mirrors, and floors are equally not spared. This is normally done while heavily intoxicated, or if you're an asshole may be completed while sober.

When you sit on your hand for an extended period of time then proceed to masturbate. Your hand will have gone numb so it feels like someone else is doing it for you.

To ejaculate into a sexual partners eyes (male of female, preferably female), then to quickly reverse position while the partner rubs the eyes in pain and penetrate the anal cavity with a powerful thrust.

A party game for the very drunk and very knuckleheaded.
1. Several (3 or more) girls lie on the floor/bed naked.
2. The contestant is blindfolded.
3. The contestant then proceeds to eat out each girl's muff.
4. The aim of the game is for the contestant to correctly guess who he/she is licking out by the taste of the clam and/or the squeals of pleasure (or pain in the case of novices) of the muff owners.

A derivation of "tag" played on a jungle-gym where the person who's "it" is blindfolded and all players are not permitted to touch the ground.

1) A fugly chick so horrid only the Blind will smile at that baish.

2) need for the use of a blindfold to forget about the vision of one ugly succubus.

A retributive procedure for avenging one's girlfriend's frigidity of the previous night involving a rather cruel artifice (note - artifice, not oriface, although it is quite possible that her orifaces may well have been cruel, hence the ease of confusion).

Procedure - the perpetrator must make sure that he awakens in the morning before the victim. Like a secret sex-ninja he must have a silent wraith-wank, being careful to ensure that any bed wobbling does not awaken the victim. After his sausage-basting reaches climax, he must dab a finger tip in the resulting cheddar-puddle and rub a sufficient amount of his monkey-spunk along the closed edges of the victim's eyelids, making sure that the eyelashes have a sufficient glazing of knob-gloop so as to become intractably stuck to one another.
After pausing to allow for drying and cementation, the perpetrator lights a few matches and blows them out quickly, allowing some of the thick smoke to drift into the victim's nostrils. After she begins to stir at the noxious smell wafting into her alternative nasal cock tunnels, the perpetrator must shout, as loudly and as anxiously as possible, "FIRE, FIRE... THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE.. YOU ARE ON FIRE!"

when a man places one testicle on each eyeball and his penis in her mouth, this is difficult to do unless the man has a rather large sac and the girl has a low self-esteem.