bed intruder

Viral video of a ghetto man on the news talking about how an intruder tried to rape his sister. Freaking hilarious.



Bed Intruder
An alleged rapist in the 500 Block of Lincoln Heights, Alabama. He received a brutal warning from one Antoine Dodson on the local news station WAFF. In Antoine's own words

"he's climbin in your windows
he's snatchin your people up
tryna rape em so y'all need to
hide your kids, hide your wife
hide your kids, hide your wife."
Example:
Jerome- Yo homeboy, they ever catch that one bed intruder nigga?
Antoine- Nah, but

"we gon find you
we gon find you
so you can run and tell that,
run and tell that
run and tell that, homeboy
home, home, homeboy"


Bed intruder
A being dwelling in low-income urban areas that, when left unchecked, has a tendency to climb in windows and snatch people up. In the event of a bed intruder sighting, it is recommended that you hide your kids, hide your wives, and hide your husbands, as the bed intruder will proceed to rape everybody out there.
Example:
Did you hear about that bed intruder that popped up in Lincoln Park?


Bed Intruding
When one of your bro's is sleep walking and creeps into your bed in the middle of the night for a cuddle or a brief chat.
Example:
Dude, last night I was bed intruding and had a short conversation with Adam while in his bed.


Bed Intruder
Someone who climbs in windows, snatches people up and tries to rape them. It is preferred to hide your kids, your wife and husband when you meet said bed intruder.
Example:
Steven: did you see that bed intruder on the news today?

Chad: Yeah. He left his t-shirt and fingerprints and all.

Steven: they are really dumb.

Chad: for real.


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