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paper towel

Mortal enemy of the toilet. As little as half a sheet can incapacitate the mightiest of crap cans.This is such a problem that paper towels have been outright banned in several housing projects.

Paper Towel

by Not sarcastic on Oct 23, 2013 12:35:04

Noun
A normal sized towel used to dry things that are wet. The Paper Towel is not particularly useful for projects involving large masses of fluids. It typically falls apart following first few uses because of its limited durability seeing as how it is only made of paper. It is commonly associated with drying humans, drying dogs, and drying cats. It is typical to go through several Paper Towels when drying large breed dogs following a bath or similar activity

Example:
"Oh no, I spilled my jug of lemonade!" said Doug.
"Don't worry, I have my Paper Towel right here,"John replied.
"Thank goodness, let's just hope I don't spill all my other jugs because your Paper Towel won't be able to handle that much fluid," Doug said.

"Doug, I just got out of the shower. Can you get me a Paper Towel?" John inquired.
Doug replied, " Do you just want one?"
"Of course, would you ever use more than one normal 100% cotton towel after bathing?" John said.

Paper Towel

by BatmanDougie on Dec 02, 2011 06:43:14

A Whore ass bitch who is only good in bed once and then you toss her away

Example:
Hey did you get with Lisa last night?

Ya but she Was a paper towel so I Just left after it was done.

Paper towel

by Casey and Sammi on Feb 28, 2004 09:03:55

When someone is getting on your nerves and keeps talking to you you say, "are you callin me a paper towel?"

Example:
Sammi says to Casey after she keeps going on about her boyfriend. Sammi says " are you calling me a paper towel?"

Paper Towel Karate

by Wafsnipes23 on Sep 17, 2011 05:15:35

What people do when they are flailing their arms about an automatic paper towel dispenser that is hard to activate.

Example:
I just witnessed a guy do paper towel karate in the mens room for five minutes! I just used my pants.

Paper Towel Wanker

by Colbsterino on Mar 11, 2021 00:54:53

A “Paper Towel Wanker” is usually a male. Someone who prefers to “relieve stress” with a Paper Towel. Usually their name is Hank. Or Will.

Example:
Damn, Hank goin AT it wit dat paper towel roll, he’s a real Paper Towel Wanker

paper towel math

by Nick Steele on Aug 07, 2021 22:55:03

Manipulating math so the numbers favor your goal like paper towel companies’ use when advertising that 6 roles = 12 roles.

Example:
John from accounting uses paper towel math to figure out next year’s fiscal budget.

wet paper towel

by Nibger on May 26, 2017 05:48:18

When you piss on a paper towel and afterwards use it to nut in

Example:
I ran out of paper towels and i only had one so i had to pull a wet paper towel

paper towel hipster

by El-Paulo117 on Feb 27, 2020 02:45:09

type of hipster that prefers paper over plastic

Example:
Paper Towel Hipster: Dude! Don't drink that cocktail with a plastic straw! Think of the turtles...
Hipster: Oh. Yeah. I almost forgot. Thanks!

Paper Towel Destroyer

by Umberto Guarvadez on Nov 08, 2007 02:33:48

A person who destroys partial or whole rolls of paper towels by grabbing it with their sopping wet paws, leaving a visible moist hand print. They are usually lacking in the very basic rules of office bathroom etiquette.

Example:
Bob: Who the fuck used the john last?

Victor: Guess.

Bob: It was that fucking paper towel destroyer again, wasn't it.

Victor: Yup. I hope its not pee-pee.

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