bedtime

verb-A couple's favorite part of the honeymoon



bedtime
When an individual is ordered to go to their room, turn off the lights, and pretend to sleep. But most of the time, pretending to sleep results in real sleep.
Example:
Bob: My bedtime is 6:30 p.m.
Joe: My bedtime is 6:00 p.m. Lucky.


bedtime
anytime your eyes are burning after 12am.
Example:
You: I think it's enough BF playing for now, my eyes are burning =/
Friend: Well, it is 5am.. Guess its bedtime then...
You: Yes, gdnite :)
Friend: nighty


bedtime
that time of the day when you must rest your little head and go to sleep; the time when you most want to be awake.
Example:
It is bedtime...I hate my life.


Bedtime
Bedtime"well if it isn't my old nemesis, Mr. Baby!"
Baby"I will never fall victim to likes of zzzzzzzz."
Bedtime"it seems I have won this round."
Example:
"Yo Ima sick ass Baby and ain't need no bedtime becau-zzzzzzzzz."


Bedtime Story
Discussing via phone or text what one person would like to do to the other in reference to sexual intercourse and/or foreplay.
Masturbation is usually involved in this act.
Example:
"Dude, I told this girl a bedtime story last night and she moaned so loud!"


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