blue shell

From Mario Kart, a Nintendo game.Whenever you get ahead and think you have it made, someone behind you shoots a blue shell at you and takes you out.(Blue shells fly directly to the person in first place and pack the biggest punch in the game)



blue shelled
1. v. when you are playing mario kart and some dick decides to send you a blue shell, which flies towards you and smashes you in a huge explosion. It is extremely frustrating.

2. v. to get fucked over, screwed over, stabbed in the back, owned, ect. However, do not use this meaning unless your friends play mario kart because people will not know what you are talking about and will probably think you're a nerd.
Example:
1. I was playing Mario Kart and i got blue shelled, next thing i knew my Wii was in pieces and my wall was dented.

2. that bitch blue shells people for her own enjoyment, backstabs and screws people over


Blue Shell Syndrome
Living your every day life and swearing you can hear blue shells coming for you to ruin your day. Usually due to obsessive playing of Mario Kart games.
Example:
"Do you hear that blue shell?"

"No? What are you talking about? I think you've got Blue Shell Syndrome mate!"


blue shell
throw it at your girlfriend if you want to break up without hurting her feelings
throw it at your friend if you want to end a friendship without crying
throw it at your parents if you want to land them in jail for beating you
throw it at a navy seal to commit suicide by someone else
Example:
Rando: *first place*
Rando's asshole friend: I don't think you can go there! *throws blue shell*
Rando: Aight we're not friends
Satan: I just wanna say that I'm a huge fan


Latest Searches

dolphins, Dolma, Drop trou, Dollhouse, Woo Yay!, 38 special, negativeness, sleepless in seattle, DOH, Posh boy, Itchy Asshole, Dogshit, that’s a short, Funi, Doggerel, Rick Wright, Dogged, Dog days, dog backwards, does anyone know, Shnitzeling, dodgin, Andrew Stockdale, AMUTO, Dodger Stadium, NOCLIP, dodge RAM, mousepad, a phantom, short dick syndrome, big fat horse cock, Well actually, The wolfpack, fash, great river, Documentation, Sky dropping, Doctor who, kody pardue, a rugby, Fake Feint, Dockery, that’s chap, doc martins, Fagotron, Doc Brown, Man Mane, DOA, on that matty b, Seattle Slapjack, Do-Dos, fritzing, do you want a cookie, finding Jesus, Dennis Rodman, animal forest, bow and arrow, tube steak, Justin Bieber, RAP MONSTER, Im Not a happy maddi, sick and tired, bll, travel guide, A Golden Ticket, do you wanna go, laid-back, the works, Old Man Jenkins, Pruitt, do you remember, get snatched, Do you mind, Berjee Onnat, Do you like the, robe, Do you know that, The worst generation, Do you know da way, Syndicate, out of the World, do you fancy, F A R T, Clan of Xymox, do what, Prophylactic Rodent, do u, thingamabobbed, Do the do do, who out, SITCOMs, lifted trucks, Do the right thing, bytes, bracking, do something, Dancing Machine, b on, get-together, Paternity test, Traverse City, Do me, I2, Do it yourself, right off the back, Do it now, soft with my hands, do it, whoring it out, n is for, do do, Pamp, Do a line, driving a Buick, but baby, caino, Im cumming, do you, Fuck-It-All, Pheidippides, Do Work son, best bitches, easability, prison shank, slide me, Do Work, SnapCube, carmel craker, submergency, Gazer Gazer, festival, Splasm, stupido, do AP Bio, louis vuitton don, The Taste Test, Dmg, The Voy Effect, Djordje, munking, Djokovic, a sim, L2pk, David Gest, DJ, Dizzy Gillespie, weirdest, Sweet Summer Child, rogangster, glomightybejis, The Civil War, Divya, The Swamp, Texas tie dye, divination, leaky freaky, link it, divas, boop bop, MEAT JELLY, Left anklet, ditching, fat nure, Waybacks, mammoth, disturbing the peace, wet and messy, Disturbing, portrait, approve this, Distribution, fat doinks, diss, Evelize, set you right, matter fact, display name, Display Hanes, Golden Globes, pArayEeT, Ben-Gay Fuck, help me God, display, Missed Connection, Brandy Melville, Funko POP, tie my shoe, Disorient, BALLS LMAO, disneyland, Fancy as Fuck Friday, HE HIT ME !, disneyed, weighted, Disney star, fat hand, donting, Disney money, Colac, Disney Pop Princess, blue shell, dolphins, Dolma, Drop trou, Dollhouse, Woo Yay!, 38 special, negativeness, sleepless in seattle, DOH, Posh boy, Itchy Asshole, Dogshit, that’s a short, Funi, Doggerel, Rick Wright, Dogged, Dog days, dog backwards, does anyone know, Shnitzeling, dodgin, Andrew Stockdale, AMUTO, Dodger Stadium, NOCLIP, dodge RAM, mousepad, a phantom, short dick syndrome, big fat horse cock, Well actually, The wolfpack, fash, great river, Documentation, Sky dropping, Doctor who, kody pardue, a rugby, Fake Feint, Dockery, that’s chap, doc martins, Fagotron, Doc Brown, Man Mane, DOA, on that matty b, Seattle Slapjack, Do-Dos, fritzing, do you want a cookie, finding Jesus, Dennis Rodman, animal forest, bow and arrow, tube steak, Justin Bieber, RAP MONSTER, Im Not a happy maddi, sick and tired, bll, travel guide, A Golden Ticket, do you wanna go, laid-back, the works, Old Man Jenkins, Pruitt, do you remember, get snatched, Do you mind, Berjee Onnat, Do you like the, robe, Do you know that, The worst generation, Do you know da way, Syndicate, out of the World, do you fancy, F A R T, Clan of Xymox, do what, Prophylactic Rodent, do u, thingamabobbed, Do the do do, who out, SITCOMs, lifted trucks, Do the right thing, bytes, bracking, do something, Dancing Machine, b on, get-together, Paternity test, Traverse City, Do me, I2, Do it yourself, right off the back, Do it now, soft with my hands, do it, whoring it out, n is for, do do, Pamp, Do a line, driving a Buick, but baby, caino, Im cumming, do you, Fuck-It-All, Pheidippides, Do Work son, best bitches, easability, prison shank, slide me, Do Work, SnapCube, carmel craker, submergency, Gazer Gazer, festival, Splasm, stupido, do AP Bio, louis vuitton don, The Taste Test, Dmg, The Voy Effect, Djordje, munking, Djokovic, a sim, L2pk, David Gest, DJ, Dizzy Gillespie, weirdest, Sweet Summer Child, rogangster, glomightybejis, The Civil War, Divya, The Swamp, Texas tie dye, divination, leaky freaky, link it, divas, boop bop, MEAT JELLY, Left anklet, ditching, fat nure, Waybacks, mammoth, disturbing the peace, wet and messy, Disturbing, portrait, approve this, Distribution, fat doinks, diss, Evelize, set you right, matter fact, display name, Display Hanes, Golden Globes, pArayEeT, Ben-Gay Fuck, help me God, display, Missed Connection, Brandy Melville, Funko POP, tie my shoe, Disorient, BALLS LMAO, disneyland, Fancy as Fuck Friday, HE HIT ME !, disneyed, weighted, Disney star, fat hand, donting, Disney money, Colac,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!