Paternity test Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Paternity test

Test taken to prove that a man is either the father or not the father of a child. ( see Maury show)

PATERNITY TEST

by L.MARTIN on Sep 04, 2006 03:35:43

Something that should be state law in all 50 states.When you consider that fully one third of ALL live births involve a man
other than the man alleged to be the father on the birth certificate...It would appear to serve justice and streamline the legal system if the real father is known from the get-go.
Not so.The state-and the legal industrial complex are just interested in tagging any convenient sucker with the bill.DO NOT be pressured to sign the birth certificate.Even if you "KNOW" that baby is yours...get the little saliva based test kit and BE SURE.Unless of course you don't mind paying for someone else's kid.

Example:
HOMIE 1:"Yesterday my girl got pissed at me and said that little RAY RAY ain't mine.What if she's tellin' the truth?"

HOMIE 2:"How long y'all been together?"

HOMIE 1: "Coupla' years."

HOMIE 2:"Can't help 'ya.The law says that's your baby.
Shoulda' PATERNITY TESTED sometime within the first year.Sixteen years left.Have fun."

Paternity Test

by ACG2x on Oct 13, 2004 23:38:19

1) - DNA test using several methods which can determine the biological parent(s) of a person. Most common methods are urine and/or blood samples, or swabbing the mouth and ears of a subject.

2) - The topic appearing on the Maury Show 3-4 days per week.

3) - What no man who had a one night stand wants to have to take.

Example:
1) - "This paternity test will determine if John is your long-lost father."

2) - See you are the father and you are not the father.

3) - Jamal- "Oh shit, I gots to take dis paternity test. I hope I ain' da father of Latrelle's nasty ass baby!"

Elsewhere

Latest Searches

nace, penis shit licker, thumbsucker, Hersheying, Dumplin, helf, bammer weed, Letting one RIP, what happened next, kate nash, the TPA way, green hair, switch sides, Bendite, Half Cast, roommates, call luigi for help, pocket pussy, Suge Knight, dooood, 867-5309, On The Bubble, Yoga, sock you, Cum Bubbler, run a train, grosse, K1-B0, Nuke, throw the hand down, can I do, Ford, Copa, Frigg, How far can you go, obv, Tame Impala Quandary, What I do, To Bieber, Western, vacant lot, Pian, Cajun, Kenny Wayne Shepherd, Ender-But, those are all words, get involved, All American man, AYEEEE, Eddie Izzard, Cannonball run, Youtube Gamer, olde english, blow up then, On that note, thd, Bluehole, Worled, I feel you, j00z, Cmon, chalking, massage parlor, Pws, love monkey, downing, epic failure, second cup, perfect life, The Chaser, South Shore, to mope, out of the pantry, INTELLIGENTSIA, dungeon and dragons, Screw the Rules, blue, COMEDY, yu-gi-oh, Berson, TITZ, Equivalent, Egg Day, OJ Da Juiceman, nuthin, sharpish, add-on, Sinhala brain, flavas, awwness, A Lamb, dot, grieve, band director, airline, hard wood floor, flatten it, Pseudonymous, rolled a ball, stole that, my back itches, YouTube ads, Colossal Faggot, reverse gangbang, joie de vivre, The Daddy, Gateaux, get near, inside joking, Malcolm-Jamal, bakugo, Watersports, snot box, forty one, upbeat, hardware, lil mahd, Jiggle Wiggle, yolo, make it, congratulationality, will schwartz, breaded chicken, presumably, MCBC, Kex, beshu, Cereus, BJJ, caos, the more you know, ten knuckle shuffle, watchung ave, Damn onions, bobbity wiggles, The Syndrome, dark light saber, Will and Sonny, Ronald, Most Man, bad b, Young Blood, ball licker, Grow Up, what have you, go primitive, super saiyan, the Morgan, Drama Free, Glenn Tipton, Rigor Mortis, chest pain, NO RESPECT, streeter, Iwaizubee, Equestria girls, Tough shit, top Shotter, Ail, ruffian, It’s home, freighter, BA-HAHAHAHAHAHAhaha, the trap, Pulling a snufkin, I kill you tomorrow, edm larper, Shang Tsung, the Mayor, u cant see me, three-legged, battle ram, PBNS, About Last Night, Kim K Cry, GEMES, Assanging, 4:34 am, get touched, Whoops, Snoofa, come here often, narcissistic, Tit-Out, Bleach, courtesy flush, Get it right, Imminent Rueage, Palermoed, Coogan, Runcie, stealing a base, Tricia Helfer, môr gwyn, free sex, chill sesh, Stop yapping, reef tank, getting my rocks off, Milton Friedman, Paternity test, nace, penis shit licker, thumbsucker, Hersheying, Dumplin, helf, bammer weed, Letting one RIP, what happened next, kate nash, the TPA way, green hair, switch sides, Bendite, Half Cast, roommates, call luigi for help, pocket pussy, Suge Knight, dooood, 867-5309, On The Bubble, Yoga, sock you, Cum Bubbler, run a train, grosse, K1-B0, Nuke, throw the hand down, can I do, Ford, Copa, Frigg, How far can you go, obv, Tame Impala Quandary, What I do, To Bieber, Western, vacant lot, Pian, Cajun, Kenny Wayne Shepherd, Ender-But, those are all words, get involved, All American man, AYEEEE, Eddie Izzard, Cannonball run, Youtube Gamer, olde english, blow up then, On that note, thd, Bluehole, Worled, I feel you, j00z, Cmon, chalking, massage parlor, Pws, love monkey, downing, epic failure, second cup, perfect life, The Chaser, South Shore, to mope, out of the pantry, INTELLIGENTSIA, dungeon and dragons, Screw the Rules, blue, COMEDY, yu-gi-oh, Berson, TITZ, Equivalent, Egg Day, OJ Da Juiceman, nuthin, sharpish, add-on, Sinhala brain, flavas, awwness, A Lamb, dot, grieve, band director, airline, hard wood floor, flatten it, Pseudonymous, rolled a ball, stole that, my back itches, YouTube ads, Colossal Faggot, reverse gangbang, joie de vivre, The Daddy, Gateaux, get near, inside joking, Malcolm-Jamal, bakugo, Watersports, snot box, forty one, upbeat, hardware, lil mahd, Jiggle Wiggle, yolo, make it, congratulationality, will schwartz, breaded chicken, presumably, MCBC, Kex, beshu, Cereus, BJJ, caos, the more you know, ten knuckle shuffle, watchung ave, Damn onions, bobbity wiggles, The Syndrome, dark light saber, Will and Sonny, Ronald, Most Man, bad b, Young Blood, ball licker, Grow Up, what have you, go primitive, super saiyan, the Morgan, Drama Free, Glenn Tipton, Rigor Mortis, chest pain, NO RESPECT, streeter, Iwaizubee, Equestria girls, Tough shit, top Shotter, Ail, ruffian, It’s home, freighter, BA-HAHAHAHAHAHAhaha, the trap, Pulling a snufkin, I kill you tomorrow, edm larper, Shang Tsung, the Mayor, u cant see me, three-legged, battle ram, PBNS, About Last Night, Kim K Cry, GEMES, Assanging, 4:34 am, get touched, Whoops, Snoofa, come here often, narcissistic, Tit-Out, Bleach, courtesy flush, Get it right, Imminent Rueage, Palermoed, Coogan, Runcie, stealing a base, Tricia Helfer, môr gwyn, free sex, chill sesh, Stop yapping, reef tank, getting my rocks off,