calderic Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

calderic

to leer at large breasted women in a creepy way from a close proximity

Calderic

by Stylinfag on Mar 22, 2013 02:31:52

Someone who worships Eleanor Calder, Louis Tomlinson's so-called girlfriend. A calderic is said to be performing Indian rituals to look like Eleanor.

Example:
Calderic: If you don't know how big Eleanor's thighgap is you are not a true calderic.

Calder

by summmmmer on Sep 14, 2013 08:22:57

The most amazing man you will ever meet. He is perfect from his head to his toes. He will infiltrate your mind and heart. Every moment spent with him is absolutely perfect. He is very headstrong and will never give up. At times he can be stubborn but that never stops him from succeeding. Whenever you look into his eyes, time will stop. His touch will give you butterflies and his kisses will always bring a smile to your face. He will love unconditionally and look past imperfections. He will do everything he can to treat you like a queen. He is the only man that will actually understand it all. He will make you want to be a better person. He is so easygoing and being around him just seems natural. He will make you the happiest girl in the world. No one else will ever even compare to him. He is above and beyond any expectation of a "good" boyfriend. He is the best thing to ever walk into your life and you will never ever want to lose him.

Example:
Calder is absolutely perfect.

Calder

by sally455 on Jan 24, 2009 12:14:49

calder is generally a man's name, can be a womans. That means to seek the young grasshopper in the meadow.
Calders are usually tall and athletic.
Calders also have a good sense of humor. They usually have hairy legs and take a while in the bathrooms.

Example:
calder was 11 years old when he fell off his bike.

Calder

by filopastry on Oct 08, 2014 11:03:03

A tall handsome male with a large dick, usually long enough to be laid across a piano keyboard.

Example:
I wish i was a calder, don't you?

Calderic

by 12899 on Apr 29, 2013 20:45:43

Someone who is full of themselves and has an idol who did nothing worth even being slightly rewarded for.

Example:
Calderic accounts on twitter are nearly as irrelevant as Eleanor herself.

Calder

by MurderYourself! on Aug 13, 2010 10:45:01

anyone with a penis at least 2 feet in length

Example:
look at calder, hes like a tripod

Calder

by ToldyaIdpost on Sep 12, 2011 01:54:51

Verb: To lie, making your friend look like a huge creeper to the boy she likes, while having done none of the things you said she did. In fact, in some cases, YOU did the things that caused your friend to look like a creep.
Can be thought of as a bitchy move. Karma well come back to haunt anyone who had Caldered.

Example:
"Hey Calder, My friend was taking pictures of you while you were snowboarding... Look!"

caldering

by GingerHipster on Oct 11, 2011 08:34:04

The act of doing something that no one else sees as rebellious, and then taking a picture of it.

Example:
Remember that time there was the "stay off the rocks" sign only one of us was brave enough to go caldering that time.

Calderic

by elounorholic on Mar 24, 2021 19:42:18

Calderic is the name of the fandom of the supermodel Eleanor Jane Calder, often shortened as El.

Example:
I am proud to be a calderic.

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