Catch Hands
by Who stole my shoes? on Jun 20, 2020 11:07:55
This is the beating that gets
delivered to a loser specifically for being a fucking loser. In general, these are
polo shirt wearing
rich boy suburb tough guys that pretty much deserve the beating anyway. It’s better when a girl delivers it.
Example:
Yo Tara! This
telephone tough guy over here is prancing around with a purple martini and gave me a shoulder. You wanna take care of this???
WHAT! Is that a performance
fleece? This kid is about to Catch Hands.
Tara proceeds to bear the shit out of this kid, steal his fleece and
throw it in a dumpster after she kicks him while he’s down.
Kid caught hands.
Catch hand
by Highkingofscotland on Sep 04, 2010 22:31:53
The hand you don't use while masturbating. 'Catch hand' applies when in the slightly unfortunate situation where you masturbate past
the point of no return, but suddenly realise that you don't have a
tissue. Or a sock. Or a girlfriend!