Chat speak
"Chat Speak" is a form of speaking used by illiterate assholes. It was the fashion that most of the people who create definitions for this website use to type.
chat speak
From LOL (Laugh Out Loud) to BRB (Be Right Back),Internet chatrooms have a language all of their own.Here are some of the more popular ones:~LODLSM Logged On Dressed Like Sailor Moon~XIF Christ,I'm Fat.~DYHTNTMBG? Did You Hear The News There Might Be Giants?~18/F/NYC Pockmarked 46 year old in bathrobe~IHTWBSAP I Have Trouble With Basic Spelling And Punctuation~JEOMK Just Ejactulated On My Keyboard~NTBUSWAB Not To Bring Up Star Wars Again,But...~TOMTB Taking Off My Training Bra~CILYIMBF? Can I Lock You In My Basement Forever?~HOGMP Hang On,Getting More Pringles~WSTS Weeping Silently To Self.Chat speak
Example:
1."oMg lyk wer did u get dat shrt!?!?!11twentytwo"
2. "a/s/l!?!!111"
3. "Guess what pant size I wear?"
"What?"
"Negative 6! -jokingly-"
"OmlG ur SU luckie!!!!!!!!11"
1."oMg lyk wer did u get dat shrt!?!?!11twentytwo"
2. "a/s/l!?!!111"
3. "Guess what pant size I wear?"
"What?"
"Negative 6! -jokingly-"
"OmlG ur SU luckie!!!!!!!!11"
Chat speak
Chat speak is a commonly used way of talking in chat rooms or on AIM. It includes Rofl (rolling on the floor laughing), Lol (laugh out loud), Lmao (laughing my ass off), and many others. Some people get this form of internet language confused with another. This one is called 1337 (leet). Chat speak can also be used as one sentence, such as Asl (age, sex, location.) Many people may use little or no punctuation and may not capitalize their words. They tend to spell words incorrectly and not bother changing them.
Example:
User 1: yea ten i was like ur a fat fase
User 2: ROFL oic idc how u did it im glad u beat him up he was lyk soooo annoying
User 3: idk he was lyk kinda cute rite i no im lyk omg im kra z chat speak is sooooo kool
User 2: gtg, brb somtime tat old mom wants me
User 3: bi!!!
User 1: dont forgit we cyber
User 1: yea ten i was like ur a fat fase
User 2: ROFL oic idc how u did it im glad u beat him up he was lyk soooo annoying
User 3: idk he was lyk kinda cute rite i no im lyk omg im kra z chat speak is sooooo kool
User 2: gtg, brb somtime tat old mom wants me
User 3: bi!!!
User 1: dont forgit we cyber
Chat-Speak
Chat speak is largely used on the internet, in text messages, in notes passed in class, and sometimes in spoken speech. In its most basic essence, chat speak is a thorough mutilation of the English language, created by teenagers who refuse to learn said language.
Beware of chat speak users. If a person is too lazy to learn the difference between "Let's eat, Grandma." and "lets eat grandma" they are probably too lazy to understand that it is wrong to actually eat one's grandmother.
Beware of chat speak users. If a person is too lazy to learn the difference between "Let's eat, Grandma." and "lets eat grandma" they are probably too lazy to understand that it is wrong to actually eat one's grandmother.
Example:
Two examples of chat-speak are:
why cant we just all start singing the world would be so much funnier if people just started singing
VS.
Why can't we all just start singing? The world would be so much more entertaining if people just started singing.
& (used above)
lets eat grandma
VS.
Let's eat, Grandma.
Two examples of chat-speak are:
why cant we just all start singing the world would be so much funnier if people just started singing
VS.
Why can't we all just start singing? The world would be so much more entertaining if people just started singing.
& (used above)
lets eat grandma
VS.
Let's eat, Grandma.