Cy is the most incredible person you will ever meet in your entire life. Ever. He is insanely athletic, beautiful in every way possible and has bounties of adoring friends and fans. Everyone wants be like Cy or be Cy’s friend and if they aren’t well no one likes them. He wins at everything, in sports, academically, socially and especially in
Monopoly. He will probably be the greatest person to ever live if he continues his life like he is currently. Take the time to find a Cy you know and tell them how incredible and superior in every way they are, and if it’s and especially kind and nice Cy then
feel free to bow down to them and ask for an
autograph. They may not have time to sign their autograph but if they do it will probably sell for $
1,000,000 on
EBay so everyone wins.
Example:
“Cy is so
perfectly perfect on every way. He is the perfect male specimen” aid Ellen
DeGenerous and Oprah and Leonardo DiCaprio and Harry Styles and Barrack Obama as Cy won is 48th
Olympic Medal and Oscar at the same time and did a backflip over LeBron James