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deportes

In Spanish, the word means "sports." Or so we Americans think. (We are wrong.)It is in fact, the name of a Mexican sport. In this game, you are trying to jump the border from Mexico to America. You can do this various ways; slingshot, actually jumping, etc. If you win, congratulations! You're an illegal immigrant. However, if you loose, you are deported back to Mexico (hence the name DEPORTes.) If you play this game, do not loose. Mexican prisons are rough.

deport

by PineappleJuice on Feb 27, 2015 01:04:10

1. to expel (an alien) from a country; banish.
2. to send of carry off; transport, especially forcibly

Example:
Deport immigrant felons now to reduce prison crowding.

deportion

by donkeypunchcrackhead on Oct 01, 2018 02:18:58

When you choose to abort a baby and it gets launched across the border

Example:
This baby is read for deportion

deportment

by Skater218 on May 18, 2007 06:48:12

1. demeanor; conduct; behavior.

2. the conduct or obedience of a child in school, as graded by a teacher.

Example:
Her reckless driving without a license was listed as a big deportment

deported

by Caligula on Apr 02, 2005 11:16:58

The accion of, to and or be fucked...

Example:
Juan Carlos Carreto.

deporter

by Goshityoself on May 09, 2017 07:02:59

An asshole with no dick

Example:
Ew, he's such a deporter.

Deportation Buddy

by Fernando, stop goofing off! on Nov 12, 2016 06:12:14

Someone (usually a close friend) who will sit next to you on the bus when Trump gets into office.

Example:
Aye, I need a deportation buddy. I'll bring tacos if you'll bring coke.

Self deportation

by Suxbawlz on Jan 24, 2012 15:08:06

The act of expelling yourself from the land you reside.

Example:
Mitty Romney supports Self deportation.

Home Deport

by ChonerRivera on Oct 13, 2011 23:11:34

This is what happens to illegal immigrants whom are looking for work at Home Depot when the police or immigration comes.

Example:
I couldn't find anyone to mow my lawn today while cruising the parking lot of Home Deport this afternoon.

self-deportation

by Hobbs_fan on Feb 04, 2012 05:01:12

A curiously Republican concept in which people in the U.S. will voluntarily leave the country. Originally coined in 1994 by Daniel D. Portado as a sarcastic protest to California Proposition 187 (anti-immigration proposition) and re-introduced by Mitt Romney in 2012 during a Republican Presidential debate but completely missing the sarcasm.

Example:
1) Romney said his Administration would not round up illegal immigrants and deport them but they would have to leave the country to apply for citizenship so they would leave by self-deportation, i.e. self-deport.

2) Republicans and conservatives keep telling us that if tax rates go up, the super-rich will self-deport to European socialist countries with lower tax rates.

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