doghouse

What do you do with a bad dog? You make them sleep outside in the small, cold, doghouse.Putting someone in the "doghouse" is to shame, humiliate, and cut them off from everything and everyone else. The same way a dog is cut off from everything when they're forced outside, and have nowhere left to sleep but their dog house.



doghouse
Where you are figuratively when you're on bad terms with your girlfriend or wife.
Example:
Freddy knew that if he wanted to get out of the doghouse with his bitch he'd better start wearing her thighs for earmuffs.


doghouse
A small box round the back, commonly used by workmen.

Also known as 'the tradesmens entrance'
Example:
Yea Sheila LOVE'S it in the doghouse, shes not so keen on muddy paws all over her fresly washed (front door) rug.


doghouse
The condition of emasculation occurring when there is or are opportunities to achieve a level of manliness but the correct choice is rejected for a feminine activity. The offending bro is immediately placed in the doghouse when willingly participating in such activities as:

hanging out with girlfriend's friends

not drinking a ton

spending more than ten minutes to get ready for anything, including weddings

becoming a male BFF to a female

being a vegetarian

truly caring for other people

etc.
Example:
Tom: "I'm going to hang out with my girlfriend and her parents. We're going to the mall. I'm excited."

Bill: "Doghouse." (walks away, shaking head)


doghouse
a show with a bald guy who thinks hes black and another drunk guy who repeats what schwoogie says,also for somereason its hysterical to them when some1 says eat fresh..proably cause like to eat fresh man ass
Example:
the doghouse is the shithouse


In The Doghouse
Somewhere you don't want to be. When one's partner is displeased with them for one or more reasons (with the exception of women who can be pissed off with a man for no reason whatsoever).
Example:
I was in the doghouse yesterday for getting home late after work and missing the meal my wife made for us, so I bought her some flowers this morning.


In The Doghouse
When your partner won't speak to you or look at you. Most will stay here for between 1-7 days until their partner has calmed down or got over their PMS, PMT, general bad mood, or their angry reaction to your unacceptable behaviour (drinking binge etc). Symptoms are :

- Self-Acceptance - that you are on the way there. You could probably stop now and be ok, but you don't want to. For example, if you were drinking for 2 days, you may as well stay out for 3 or 4.
- Denial - Thinking that your wife or girlfriend will be ok when you finally decide to come home.
- Bargaining - After you have been ignored for a period of time (days / hours depending on the severity of the incident), you may try to bargain to get out of the dog-house early. It is a normal reaction, but most try to do this too early. Better to ride it out.
- Spending - Rational thinking on your part that this has gone on long enough and a willingness to spend money on your partner to get over it.
- Relapse - When bargaining and spending are unsuccessful, you may decide to go on another bender, or perform the same bad behaviour.
- Remorse - Feeling that you have done something wrong. Very rare and is only applicable is less than 0.001% of doghouse incidents.

It can be rated on a scale of 1-5.

1 - Cosmetic (1 day stint in doghouse)
2 - Minor (2-3 days)
3 - Major (4-5 days)
4 - Severe(6-7 days)
5 - Epic (Over 7 days) - This is generally considered more than doghouse material and more like a shithouse
Example:
"There comes a point in your life where women rule the roost. You think you are the boss but you're not the boss. The missus had me in the doghouse for going on a two day bender in town just before Christmas."


Doghouse
1. Often thought of as a figurative place where boyfriends and husbands end up when they are on bad terms with there girlfriend or wife. The reality is the doghouse is a super dope place where guys that are in trouble go to have a real solid time away from their significant other. It is the best version of a man cave with all of a man's best friends present that he can escape to when in hot water with their significant other. In general, there is usually lots of beer there.

2. Snoop Dogg's place of residence
Example:
Jon was pumped to be hanging with his boys in the doghouse after his wifey got mad at him for being inebriated instead of folding the socks!


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