Phil

A dodgy cretin that hangs around children



Phil
Pullin a Phil is when you're too ugly to get a woman so you settle for a crossdresser when you're drunk
Example:
Mike: im not gay plus i was drunk, plus they're non gender conformed so technically its not a man or a woman nanana
Jason: Sounds like you're pullin a phil


Phil
A big big loser who has fetishes for his dad wearing pink/leapord skin speedos.
Example:
Phil


Phil
Very popular in high school, gets all the ladies but tends to have sex with all the older girls.

Always on some type of drug, usually a phil might be shy but he carries a big package below.

Warning - Phil's have a very high sex drive and will fuck anything, so be prepared.
Example:
John "Yo that kids got a big dick"

Matt: "Yeah he must have some Phil in him"


Phil
tall, blonde, cute, shy. doesnt really know how to flirt, but indirectly lets a girl know he likes her. likes blondes. has a good sense of humor. likes to buy a lot of sunglasses. wont hug the girl he likes cuz he thinks it might be awkward. indirectly adorable. likes girls with a name beginning with A.

and trust me. i am a psychologist, and 78% of men named phil fit this category. ladies, do not give up on a guy named phil. give him time. he will come to you eventually :)
Example:
Phil likes her!
How can you tell?
He always smiles around her!


Phil
verb: to pull a Phil is to say something completely nonsensical which confuses/baffles human beings with normal, functioning brains.

noun: Phils are generally below average intelligence and have a tendency to do stupid things. Beware of encountering a Phil. They may fool you with their university "degrees", charm and dazzling smile, but their idiocy is highly contagious.
Example:
"Dude, he totally pulled a Phil and tried to clean those dishes with a microwave!"

"Did he just confuse armadillos with dinosaurs? That guy is such a Phil..."


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