downsizing

This is corporate slang for sacking workers, used to avoid actually admitting that this is what you're doing.Workers beware! They think they can stop us fighting back by using these kinds of words so we don't figure out what they're up to until it's too late.



Downsize
When your ex starts dating someone that is or looks much younger than you are , similar to downgrading when your ex dates someone of lesser value than you
Example:
"He had the nerve to downsize after breaking up with me! She looks like she's twelve and can't do a split on the dick imo"


Downsizing
A discreet way of rich people saying if they keep living in their residence they will go broke.
Example:
“We’ve been avoiding downsizing for years, and now that the children have moved out, we should find a romantic hideaway.”


Facebook Downsize
Verb.
1) To delete (defriend) friends on your Facebook profile that you do not know or hardly know.
Example:
Because Bob only knows 200 of his 1,000 facebook friends, Bob decided to Downsize his Facebook.

John facebook downsized his profile and he now only has fifty friends compared to his original six hundred.


Facebook Downsizing
Used as an alternate for defriending people off of Facebook.

action verb: The act of defriending a large group of people from one's Facebook because of a number of reasons (i.e. removing an ex, people you don't talk to any more, that random from the party last night, etc).

verb: to downsize one's Facebook friends
Example:
Tom: I decided to Facebook downsize after each school year.

Jerry: Yeah, I did some Facebook downsizing after I broke up with that whore Stacy. I didn't need her sorority Facebook stalking me anymore.


Upside-Downsized
When your life is turned upside down and crap really starts hitting the fan due to a job loss caused by downsizing or out-sourcing.
Example:
"Do you see how John has lost control and has really been"rusting his windpipe"(drinking a lot) since his life has been turned upside-downsized after losing his job?


Michigan downsizer
When a woman binds a man to a bed completely nude, she excites the man to full erection of the penis. She places a blindfold over his eyes. Using her tube of red lipstick, draws concentric circles to create a target using his tip as the center. She proceeds to downsize his penis by ferociously beating the tip of his dick.
Example:
Dave: Hey Carl I forgot, how big is your penis?

Carl: Well now it is 3 inches.

Dave: What do you mean 'now?'

Carl: It used to be 6.5 inches but last night my girlfriend gave me the Michigan downsizer.


downsizer
A guy who entices a girl to go out with him using the pretense of a really cool date and once she says yes switches it out for something lame or cheap.
Example:
He invited me to a condo on the beach for the weekend but when I said yes he switched it to hanging out at his house and going to the lake... what a downsizer!


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