Dodge Charger

A real homie drives this kind of car.



Dodge Charger
A wonderfully potent American muscle car. The modern version of this car was actually given its' name in a somewhat ironic manner, as the cars are actually designed so that they can never be driven above sixty miles an hour.
Example:
When I'm passing Dodge Chargers on the freeway in a hybrid Civic, that means one of two things: either their car is garbage, or its driver is.


Dodge Charger
A car made by Dodge (who in actualtiy is really Chrysler), and is considered an "American Muscle Car". It's considered awesome by 14 year old "car enthusiasts," who do not understand all the aspects that make a great car. Admittedly, it does have a good output of horse power, but its handling is so god awful, you will not be able to use the power. In a drag strip, O.K., but on a circuit, your basically fucked. Horsepower is not everything. the next time you see a charger and a high schooler bragging about his oh so awesome (parent bought) muscle car, tell him its actually a shitty Chrysler that is meant for retards who think speed is everything. In an urban race, i would take a mustang, another equally shitty car. Don't get me wrong, I like american. Like corvette or camaro. Not a shitty charger or mustang thoguh. Challenger is o.k. Also, just because its a RWD does not mean its an easy to drift car. Have fun
Example:
high-schooler - CHECK OUT MY DODGE CHARGER! hahaha yeah im so fast!!!!!

you - lets race through downtown to edwards.

high shooler - nah lawl, drag race

you - faggot, thats all you can do, press the pedal all the way down and let the automatic transmission do it for you. congratz faggot.


Dodge Charger
To get absolutely spanked by Camaros, Corvettes or Mustangs. Don’t get me wrong, the Dodge Charger is a great car but it’s a little chunky and their drivers have as much IQ as a Yugo’s hp ratings (close to none).
Example:
Yeah this one lady in a Dodge Charger pulled up to me during a red light and decided to race me in her 3.6 pentastar… but I have a cammed 350 sb so I pretty much obliterated her. Then she looked surprised when she did her flyby past me lmao.


Dodge Charger
Before the 1975 model year considered the God of muscle cars. Owning one in high school during the 60s and early 70s guaranteed you the ability to lay a majority of the popular girls. Labeled as a symbol of racism due to a crappy late 70s early 80s television show about redneck moonshiners running from a mentally deficient sheriff on the take by the morbidly obese version of Colonel Sanders.
Example:
Luke: Hell yeah Bo. That Dodge Charger is a total pussy magnet. Bo: Yeah Luke ,this will help me lay cousin Daisy in no time!


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