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duffer
The Designated Ugly Fat Friend found in a group of girls out on the town. She may be a Cockblocker unless your group of guys has someone drunk enough to take her attention away from ruining your night.
Example:
"Hey Joe, you take care of the DUFFer so I can get to the hot one."
"Dude, why do I always have to do that?"
"Hey Joe, you take care of the DUFFer so I can get to the hot one."
"Dude, why do I always have to do that?"
duffer
duffer
Any person who has grey hair; Any person who spends 5 minutes stepping off a curb; Any person who can't, for crime's sake, drive faster than 25 miles per hour anywhere.
Example:
Holy Shiite! I almost ran into that dang duffer. He can't even see over the steering wheel, let alone the speedometer! Take the bus! Crime!!
Holy Shiite! I almost ran into that dang duffer. He can't even see over the steering wheel, let alone the speedometer! Take the bus! Crime!!
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Duffered
When you go to get a cup of coffee and it is the bottom of the pot, then you have to make a new pot and wait for it to be brewed.
Example:
Watch this, that pot of coffee is almost out, that guy is going to get Duffered. "Fuck man, I just need a cup of coffee, now I have to make a damn pot, you guys suck!"
Watch this, that pot of coffee is almost out, that guy is going to get Duffered. "Fuck man, I just need a cup of coffee, now I have to make a damn pot, you guys suck!"
Duffers
1. An expression to refer to those Americans who live unexciting or unexotic existences. Typically used by truckers, construction workers, or others whose livelihoods aren't geographically dictated.
2. Boring middle class white people who live in suburbs.
2. Boring middle class white people who live in suburbs.
Example:
Sam: All they do is bitch about their commute.
Bob: Of course. They're duffers. That's what they do. That's their biggest problem.
Sam: All they do is bitch about their commute.
Bob: Of course. They're duffers. That's what they do. That's their biggest problem.