edgewater

-small town located in bergen county- along the Hudson River; nice view of NYC- very wealthy town, not very populated- where many young teens come to hang out, usually from Cliffside Park or Ridgefield.- sometimes referred to as E-Water or Edge- mainly known by teens for its huge Movie Theatre



Edgewater
A small to medium sized community just south of Annapolis. The area has experienced an explosion of architecturally poor development along Route 2 (it’s main road) and Mayo road. However, when you get into the neighborhoods along the water it is quite lovely.

There’s a weird tension between the waterbilly residents who have lived in Edgewater for generations that hate outsiders and any kind of development at all, and the lawyers/doctors from the D.C metro area that want to see it turn into a Montgomery county looking hellscape.

Other than that, it’s a typical suburban Maryland town. The accent of your typical Edgewater thoroughbred local is more connected to a caucasian Bowie/P.G county type accent than a Baltimore accent, but it does retain elements of both (Governor Hogan is a great example). This is caused by the fact that it is situated right on the gray line for D.C or Baltimore loyalty.

One last thing is Edgewater has an incredible amount of weed. A rite of passage for any South River Highschool student is having tried weed for the first time at Bass Pond or the K-mart parking lot.
Example:
“If you think you can out fish Mason, you’re wrong. He’s from Edgewater and just injected 200 grams of raw unadulterated THC”

“I’m thinking about buying a house in Woodland Beach instead of Annapolis but i’m afraid of the Edgewater stigma”


Edgewater
A 3-mile long strip of land where no matter where one lives, it is possible to purchase marijuana at 15 paces from one's door. Also, refuses to spend funds on building a high school and would rather build thousands of delevopments instead.
Example:
Edgewater is not so splendid.


edgewater college
A game on ROBLOX that is very boring. All you do is re in act your boring school life but in a game full of admin abusers and noobs.
Example:
Jim: Hey, you coming to edgewater college?

Bob: Nah, too many noobs


Edgewater High School
A public high school in Orlando, Florida, located on Edgewater Drive. It was designated as being below par for the No Child Left Behind Act in 2008. It was also one of the Orange County schools to lose hundreds of students in 2008 because of time changes and cutbacks due to budget cuts, resulting in further budget cuts.
Example:
John: "Hey, aren't you goin' to Winter Park now?"

Tyrone: "Am I white? Do I drive an Audi? Hell naw, I go to Edgewater High School, son"


Andrew: "Sorry, breh, I gotta study for my GED exam. Yeah, I was one of Edgewater's left behind."


Edgewater Park, NJ
Is a small town that uses the same area code as Beverly. This town doesn't have a high school and the elementary and middle school are about 1 mile apart. In the E.P. schools there are only about 300 students in each. The school does have bus transportation and depending on the distance away from the school, you can walk. The town itself has about 5 parks/memorials. Edgewater Park doesn't have a football field but a flag football team. Most of the sports are played under the E.P.A.A.(Edgewater Park Athletic Association). The E.P.A.A. allows you to play baseball, basketball, soccer, softball, cheerleading, and flag football. You can also play sports for school also. The school allows you to play baseball, basketball, softball, and cheerleading.

The town's food resources, are McDonald's, 2 Deli, Big Lots, Green Cafe, 7Eleven, Dollar Store, Rite Aid, and PathMark. The people in the town aren't all bad people and the gang rate isn't high. The total area of Edgewater Park is 3.0 square miles. The total population is about 8,000. This town has 3 sets of apartments.

Edgewater Parks transportation is the NJ Transit Train and the NJ Transit Bus.

ewpgirl16 is wrong about E.P.
Example:
Edgewater Park, NJ


Edgewater Park, NJ
Edgewater Park. "The ghetto" A small town in South Jersey where there is no such thing as wealth, and the people value the little that they have. The crime rate in EWP sky-rockets majorly each year, and the school's test scores are one the lowest in the state. The kids here learned to fight and fend for themselves around the Kindergarden and 1st grade. Kids and Teens living in towns with money who could kick some another rich kids ass; would be getting rushed through the emergency room doors in critical condition if they were to fight an 8 year old here in Edgewater Park! My advice: if you aren't from the ghetto, you should avoid visiting here.
Example:
In Edgewater Park, NJ, we have to make the best outta what we got. That's why we gotta know how to fight!


Edgewater Park, NJ
Edgewater Park. "The ghetto" A small town in South Jersey where there is no such thing as wealth, and the people value the little that they have. The crime rate in EWP sky-rockets majorly each year, and the school's test scores are one the lowest in the state. The kids here learned to fight and fend for themselves around the Kindergarden and 1st grade. Kids and Teens living in towns with money who could kick some another rich kids ass; would be getting rushed through the emergency room doors in critical condition if they were to fight an 8 year old here in Edgewater Park! My advice: if you aren't from the ghetto, you should avoid visiting here.
Example:
In Edgewater Park, NJ, we have to make the best outta what we got. That's why we gotta know how to fight!


Edgewater Park
A small retro time machine back to the past neighborhood when hand shakes and your word meant everything and was all you needed. A great balls to the wall place that has more things to do than an amusement park and a circus combined. A leader in the education of street smarts and street honor.

Respect of others and their belongings including girls is not only expected but is mandatory. There is severe consequences if you fail at anything above.

The neighborhood has been called racist but the truth is the only thing they are racist against is disrespectful douchebag losers. Regardless of skin color.
Example:
Let’s go to Edgewater Park and learn something


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