secret squirrel
Secretly masturbating and then ejaculating, or "busting a nut" if you will, upon the face of an unsuspecting individual. Then whisper into that person's ear: "shhh...secret squirrel."
secret squirrel
secret squirrel
A crazy person. Often the secret squirrel seems almost normal in society, but a look inside his home will show just how squirrely he is. Sometimes the secret squirrel also has a large hoard of items no sensible person would collect.
secret squirrel
The voyeuristic act of watching a couple copulate, usually through a window - much like a squirrel would from a tree.
Example:
I played secret squirrel and watched Joe bang Jackie last night through his bedroom window.
I played secret squirrel and watched Joe bang Jackie last night through his bedroom window.
secret squirrel
Example:
A weekend at the Thompson's was long enough to see their secret squirrels start to come out.
Anna won't talk when she drives through a tunnel; she has to hold her breath. It's one of her secret squirrels.
A weekend at the Thompson's was long enough to see their secret squirrels start to come out.
Anna won't talk when she drives through a tunnel; she has to hold her breath. It's one of her secret squirrels.
secret squirrel
Example:
Right before I busted a nut, I whispered in my girlfriend's ear: "I got secret squirrel for ur pussy"
Right before I busted a nut, I whispered in my girlfriend's ear: "I got secret squirrel for ur pussy"
SECRET SQUIRREL
Secret Squirrel
A cue from an old cartoon show that was a parody of the spy genre; one of the characters was a squirrel spy. Originally meant to refer to someone working in covert operations or intelligence (undercover police, CIA, military intelligence, etc).
It is now often used to refer to people who claim to have worked in the intelligence community in online forums and in person out of context with questionable veracity - ie potential/real poseurs/frauds.
It is now often used to refer to people who claim to have worked in the intelligence community in online forums and in person out of context with questionable veracity - ie potential/real poseurs/frauds.
Example:
Forum poster X - " I worked in intelligence for 5 years and served in special operations but my service history is completely classified."
Forum poster Y -" Oh great, another secret squirrel."
Forum poster X - " I worked in intelligence for 5 years and served in special operations but my service history is completely classified."
Forum poster Y -" Oh great, another secret squirrel."
Secret Squirrel
One who dissapears or acts as if he/she is sly, or does sneaky things without peers knowing. Usaully when a person is a Secret Squirrel, that person acts scary as if someone is on to them or, knows whatever the secret might be. This word comes from an Hanna-Babera created cartoon, which tells about a detective/spy Squirrel who jumps around hiding and solving mysteries. My dad also likes to call my older sister and my mother a Secret Squirrel often when playing aorund with them.
Example:
Im tired of my friend jumping around like we dont know what shes doing, Secret Squirrels never learn.
Im tired of my friend jumping around like we dont know what shes doing, Secret Squirrels never learn.