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egg rolls

a uncircumsized penis

egg roll

by Figleaf23 on Aug 05, 2007 22:49:37

a poorly rolled joint, fat in the middle and thin at both ends.

Example:
Brandon tried to spin up a couple of quick doobs, but wound up with two shitty egg rolls and shake everywhere.

Egg Roll

by Dizz Markie on Jun 22, 2007 07:07:49

Waking up to find your penis (usually morning wood) visible out the bottom, side, top, or through the pee slot of one's underwear. When sleeping with or around others (i.e. slumber party, crashing on a girl's sofa on the second date), you are usually the last to realize, causing embarrassment to one's self and laughter to the other party/parties.

Example:
1. “I went out with this guy the other day. He got totally drunk, made an ass out of himself then couldn’t drive. I felt bad and let him sleep on the couch. When I got up in the morning to kick him out, he had a total egg roll sticking out of his boxers. As if!!”

2. “At scout camp, Kyle comes walking out to get breakfast and pulled a total egg roll. We laughed so hard. He felt so dumb he walked home eight miles.”

Egg Roll

by Super Wank on Mar 13, 2009 18:12:11

n: Slang term for Asian penis.

Example:
"Angelina used to love Brad's Summer Sausage, but decided she preferred Chan's Egg Roll because it was little, yellow, different. Better."

egg rolled

by John Sucimeli on Jun 07, 2004 08:26:37

The act of anal penetration with an uncircumsized penis. See egg roll

Example:
I tried to call her to hang out but apparently she was too busy being egg rolled.

[egg roll]

by yadaddytdon on Jan 04, 2009 10:35:56

when a mans hair line receeds an abnormal amount, leaving behind a bald large shiny forehead, a lot of young black guys refer to this a a cuss

Example:
see mans hair, he's got proper egg roll dan

The Egg Roll

by Skott on Sep 22, 2004 04:01:32

n. One of many dick tricks. This particular one is performed by wrapping your penis shaft directly south around the scrotum, making the shaft of the penis look like the roll, and the balls looking like the egg.

Example:
He ran into the room with his pants down and The Egg Roll flashing. I almost died of laughter.

Egg Roll

by <3shuaa<3 on Feb 06, 2010 08:35:17

Another Name For A Small Penis

Example:
The Other Night When I Was With Nick I Found Out He Has A Total Egg Roll

egg roll

by smoogrish on Dec 17, 2006 10:31:30

An asian penis;

Normally small penis (most asians have small penis')

Example:
JomesZ has a wrinkly eggroll;
For a japanese man i've never seen such a huge egg roll!

Egg rolls

by Gegangen on Jan 23, 2015 10:50:30

To be a creepy old man that measures young girls thighs and "lifts" with young girls.

Example:
look at egg rolls over there lifting with stick

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