the Torah

The word "Torah" in Hebrew literally means "to throw, direct, or teach." While commonly translated as "Law," that is not entirely accurate and holds a negative connotation. When Jews speak of the Torah it is generally understood that they speak of the books of Moshe (Moses), the first five books of the Bible. There are others that believe all Scripture to be Torah, as it is God's direction for us.



Torah
Torah is a beautiful girl! She can be mean but she also has a sweet side! You can always count on her! She is super loyal! She has so many bestfriends cause everyone loves her! She is very shy and quiet when you first meet her but when you get to know her she is loud outgoing and fun! She is very stubborn! She can be very tuff but in the inside she is hurting! She doesn’t wanna lose anyone! Sadly she does! But you never wanna lose a Torah!
Example:
Boy: she is so beautiful!
Other boy: must be a Torah


Torah
It is something the Jewish people read out of. Part of there religion.
Example:
Every week in shul, we read from the torah


torah
she is the most amazing girl ever, she’s absolutely gorgeous, although she may say she is not gorgeous she truly is. Not one soul can say they hate her because she has one of those personalities that everyone loves, she’s academically smart, gorgeous and amazing at netball. she’s normally seen with her best friend and never lets anyone get in her way or mess with her best friend. she’s a smart, courages and gorgeous girl. she’s also and amazing kidney chip, wifey, best friend, netballer, barista bro, skeeter fan girl and pip fangirl and many more
Example:
that gorgeous amazing spectacular perfect girl torah


torah whorah
Pronounced: tore-ah whore-ah

A term for anyone who wishes that he/she were Jewish. A hanger-on at predominantly Jewish functions, like the Matzoh Ball events around the holidays; a gentile on J-Date.

Another term for Jewwish.

Dave came up with this, not me.
Example:
Dude, I was at the Matzoh Ball and a group of Asians came in.
Really? Were they Jewish?
Nah....they were Torah Whorahs.


torah roller
a slang term used to refer to people of the jewish or hebrew race or religion.

meant to be used in positive and friendly context between fellow jew's. similar to the word "nigga" as used by african americans/black people.

can be used in negative connotations just like most other slang words.
Example:
ex. you're a torah roller?! i never would have guessed.

ex. (group) how are all my torah rollers doing today?

ex. so you've recently converted to judaism? thats cool! how long have you been rolling the torah?

ex. frickin torah roller.


torah time
When a person of cheap or pennypinching quality is about to engage in said displays of frugality. Alludes to stereotype of Jews being cheap.
Example:
Me: We each have to put up a 10 for the food.
Everyone else(excluding cheapskate): ok, thats fine.
Cheapskate: I only spent $9.48 not 10 bucks worth , how bout i put in 6?
Me: It's torah time!!!


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