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embalming

To be inebriated to the point where you are already dead and your corpse has been treated with preservatives in order to prevent decay.

embalmed

by km133 on Jul 17, 2012 05:37:06

To drink so much of a particular drink that one enters a state whereby the alcohol overwhelms the body.

Example:
Ryan was embalmed in Limoncello on a recent trip to Naples.

Embalmed

by Metallicajunkie on Oct 09, 2018 10:37:45

This is a term that classifies someone who is BEYOND wasted, basically wasted to the point, it's like most of their bloodstream has been replaced with alcohol, which can be used to preserve stuff in some ways, much like embalming fluid is used to preserve a dead body

Example:
Oh my fucking god, I got SO embalmed at the party last night...did I do anything stupid??

Embalmer

by skeetdrums on Feb 10, 2012 21:29:07

A Word used by a Baltimore resident (city or county) to explain that they are indeed IN Baltimore.

Example:
"IM EMBALMER HON!"

Embalm

by Bastard27 on Nov 14, 2020 01:33:34

Injecting chemicals into the bodies in your basement to keep them good for longer

Example:
"Hey bro you gotta embalm your ex-wife or shes gonna go bad"

Embalming

by roanotherwan on Feb 27, 2015 03:23:47

to fill shit with some liquid shit so that the shit goes hard and never disintegrates and shit and is preserved for ever

Example:
"If hip hop is dead , I am the embalming fluid." - Mahatma Ghandi

Embalmer

by dodgebabe8788 on Sep 06, 2009 14:10:34

A) One whose days begin when your days end....

B) A glutton for punishment. One who apparently relishes being regularly exposed to bloodborne pathogens,dangerous chemicals, noxious fumes , unwholesome odors, and psychotic members of the deceased's family, all for a substandard wage.

Example:
A) As an embalmer, it is my professional duty to sanitize, deodorize, preserve, and restore the deceased.

B) When a family is unhappy with the appearance of the deceased, it is certain that the emblamer will be blamed.

Embalm

by Bastard27 on Nov 14, 2020 01:32:03

Injecting chemicals into the dead bodies in your basement to keep them good for longer

Example:
"Hey bro your ex-wife is gonna go bad if you don't embalm her"

embalming therapy

by bleebloo on Dec 17, 2009 05:19:41

To want to stab a someone in the throat with an embalming instrument. From the UMinn mortuary science student who got banned from campus for facebooking how pissed she was at her ex.

Example:
I swear, if he says one more word about my mom I'm gonna give him some embalming therapy.

embalming fluid

by Big Rip on Mar 26, 2007 10:15:55

Refering to PCP that is used to coat joints and blunts or even cigarettes.

This does NOT mean using real embalming fluid, which will fuck you up big time and not in a good way.

Example:
"What do you wanna do today?"
"I just got some more embalming fluid, wanna smoke?"
"I'm down"

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