The Express
A cheaper, less sensationalist version of the Daily Mail, the Express still holds some cringe-worthy, scaremongering right wing views. Favourite front page material are Princess Diana and Madeline McCann. Nobody really cares about them anymore.
Example:
"Hey did you read the Express the other day? Apparently Madeline has been sighted in Angola dressed in a tweed blouse!" - Express Reader
"Give it a rest mate she's dead, just like the Express' circulation." - Person with common sense.
"Hey did you read the Express the other day? Apparently Madeline has been sighted in Angola dressed in a tweed blouse!" - Express Reader
"Give it a rest mate she's dead, just like the Express' circulation." - Person with common sense.