Matt Lauer

To invite someone to a location, lock the door behind them via remote, and then pull your junk out.



Matt Lauer
Verb:
To summon a (subordinate) co-worker to your office, drop your trousers, whip out your pecker, and demand service.

The Matt Lauer De-Luxe includes attempting to discipline said co-worker when setvice is refused.
Example:
The new boss is a total creep! He just called me to his office and tried to Matt Lauer me!!!


Matt Lauer
A sex predator who thinks he's wanted by the opposite sex, but really is just making them want to vomit all over him.
Example:
Man, that girl at the bar just threw her drink all over that Matt Lauer!


Matt Lauer
An advanced sexual technique whereby the man bends the woman over a desk and vigorously copulates with her until she passes out and needs to be resuscitated by Paramedics.
Example:
My girl came over last night and I gave her the 'ol Matt Lauer for good measure


Matt Lauer
An overpaid, creepy-looking douchebag who got away with trapping underlings in his office - until one of them helped send him on his permanent vacation. Probably the most unlikable morning show host in the history of television.
Example:
I don’t know how that disgusting Matt Lauer got this far in life. Just the thought of him pulling out his pecker makes me lose my appetite.


pulling a matt lauer
Acting or behaving wilding inappropriately enough in a sexual manner towards colleagues at your place of employment to warrant a swift and unexpected termination.
Example:
Denise: “That guy Jared in accounting has grabbed my ass as he walked passed me in the elevator two days in a row now so I finally told my boss.
Marie: “Yeah he was known for pulling a matt lauer at the Boston Office too, about time someone reported him.”


Matt Lauer Button
The Matt Lauer Button is a single action taken that makes a person no longer seem like a creep, but instead a serial killer.
Taken from TV host Matt Lauer who "had a button under his desk that allowed him to lock his door from the inside."
Example:
She kept calling me at work after I told her 'no,' but she pressed the Matt Lauer Button when I found her waiting in my locked garage last night.

I thought we had something, and I went Matt Lauer Button with that lifelike doll I made of her.


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