Matt Lauer
by Mustache Larry on Dec 02, 2017 04:31:59
Verb:
To summon a (
subordinate) co-worker to your office, drop your trousers, whip out your pecker, and demand service.
The Matt Lauer De-Luxe includes attempting to discipline said co-worker when setvice is refused.
Example:
The new boss is a total
creep! He just called me to his office and tried
to Matt Lauer me!!!
Matt Lauer
by Great Kuhzoo on Dec 01, 2017 02:17:43
A sex
predator who thinks he's wanted by the opposite sex,
but really is just making them want to
vomit all over him.
Matt Lauer
by Good Morning America on Dec 01, 2017 10:48:55
An
advanced sexual technique whereby the man bends the woman over a
desk and
vigorously copulates with her until she passes out and needs to be resuscitated by Paramedics.
Matt Lauer
by The Real Canadian on Apr 15, 2021 01:27:34
An
overpaid, creepy-looking douchebag who got away with trapping underlings in his office - until one of them helped send him on his
permanent vacation. Probably the most unlikable
morning show host in the history of television.
Example:
I don’t know
how that disgusting Matt Lauer got this
far in life. Just the thought of him pulling out his
pecker makes me lose my appetite.
Matt Lauer
by blkngoldjosh on Dec 01, 2017 09:14:39
Verb - to act inappropriately towards or
harass in a sexual
manner when it’s seemingly outside your
character.
matt lauer
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Matt Lauered
by NewDefinition2213 on Oct 13, 2019 07:34:29
pulling a matt lauer
by stellatwinks on Nov 30, 2017 15:15:13
Acting or behaving
wilding inappropriately enough in a sexual manner towards colleagues at your place of employment to
warrant a swift and unexpected
termination.
Example:
Denise: “That guy Jared in accounting has grabbed my ass as he walked passed me in the elevator two days in a row now so I finally told my boss.
Marie: “Yeah he was known for pulling a matt lauer at
the Boston Office too,
about time someone reported him.”
Matt Lauer Button
by RemoteCodeExecution on Dec 01, 2017 05:40:13
The Matt Lauer Button is a single action taken that makes a person no longer seem like a creep, but instead a serial killer.
Taken from TV host
Matt Lauer who "had a button under his desk that allowed him to lock his door from the inside."
Example:
She kept calling me at work after I told her 'no,' but she pressed
the Matt Lauer Button when I found her waiting in my locked garage last night.
I thought we had something, and I went Matt Lauer Button with that
lifelike doll I made of her.