fission
Fission is the
splitting of one, tangible or
intangible, into two or more new things that possess either properties from one or the other. In physics it is the splitting of one element to create two or more new ones.
Splitting a single Helium atom into two Hydrogen atoms.
Fission Mailed
by SCANK on Apr 19, 2005 03:33:29
Example:
"That sign said
Mission Failed so I turned the power off."
"Dude, it was Fission Mailed, they just tried to
confuse you, now you gotta start all over again cause you didn't save.
Pwned!
frecular fission
by j_lesnoood on Jun 14, 2018 17:50:21
Example:
"Why have you
got more
freckles in the
summer?"
"Because of frecular fission."
Scrotal Fission
by psylence on Jul 13, 2015 04:33:38
A theory in evolution explaining why the male human specimen developed two voluptuous balls instead of keeping the standard one
nard. The evolutionary process began shortly after 1901 when Hubert Cecil Booth invented
the vacuum cleaner. It is perceived in old written scripture that angry housewives would often explode on their male counter parts and suck their poor sad little
dangler right up the vacuum hose. Thus forcing men to develop a second nut.
Example:
The first signs of
SCROTAL FISSION were noticed in 1909, when Dr.
Edbert Cockle was fondling a young man behind a desk, when had noticed a strange bulge in the boys scrotum next to his nut.
Anal Fission
by Richards on Mar 28, 2008 23:37:37
A butt hole that is penetrated so forcefully that it rips open the size of the Grand Canyon and starts leaking brown liquid hot
magma uncontrollably. When gas is released from the ripped and butchered
anus hole the wind force is similar to that of
El Nino.
FISSION MAILED
by DANfan on Feb 21, 2005 14:20:07
A term loosely meaning that you have been embarrassed
to the highest degree, similar to pwned and
You Got Served
Origin:
Metal Gear Solid 2 near the end of the game, there's a screen that says that very phrase that's supposed to mimic the "Mission Failed" message you get when you normally die in said game.
atomic fission
by ThatOneNerdyBitch on Feb 17, 2017 03:42:03
Example:
Nexon Developer A: "Hey what's that thing that makes atom bombs go pow?"
Nexon Developer B: "uuuh
idunno let's google it." *googles* "It says fission but I don't know which type."
Nexon Developer A: "Let's just call it
Atomic Fission, no one will notice."
*queue 4 years later of people bitching about it in the forums*
Nexon Developer B: "Should we change it?"
Nexon Developer A: "Naaaah"
Cold fission
by B Ligerati on Jan 11, 2008 11:37:50
Butthole fission
by U.S.S Pussy Destroyer on Dec 06, 2016 22:34:37
Fission Product
by Sir Geiger on Feb 18, 2012 16:02:53
Basically everything on the periodic table except extremely radioactive. Stereotypically known as
the scary stuff that
Fukushima and
Chernobyl released from their damaged nuclear reactors poisoning the surrounding countryside forever.
Example:
The
Fission Product releases from the spent fuel pool fire expelled many times the radioactive materials that one
reactor could have released.
The fuel elements were ejected from the core during subsequent explosions and the
fission products will be a
hazard for many centuries to come.
The Fuel lava consists of various fission Products.