Seller
The very definition of cool. This kind of kid never does anything that will make him look like a nerd and always tries to
take credit for everything that is anything. This kid will deny ever Playing World of Warcraft to boost his public popularity and will
flipp if anyone says he did. He will have very specifc friends and Acquaintances and he has a best friend called
Naveed.
Sellers
by conrooy on Nov 25, 2010 23:17:56
This little
padowan has the sexual stamina of a whale. After a stressing day at college, he goes home for a
power wank with vaseline handy. He uses pictures of a girl he once met at a bonfire to keep him 'stood to attention'. He also visits the world of warcraft to engage in conversation with milfs and gays alike, both giving im tips on how to reach
new levels of sensation, one being sticking his finger up his anus as he reaches climax.
Example:
guy 1: hey sellers, what are you doing after college
sellers:
im going home to experiment with myself
naveed: i can flilm it and put it on a disk for you
sellers: many thanks, that would be great, then we can play
diablo III together
Sellers
by Frogballs on Nov 06, 2010 12:05:16
Young good looking male with the uncontrollable desire to suck well endured penis and he
swallows. Sellers won't admit it but he gets a hard on by
fat chicks and any blonde haired blue eyed
tall man.
watermelon seller
by beluga_fish on Oct 10, 2020 13:39:27
a person who is aware of something, but chooses to either ignore it or lie about it; a
lair or a fraud
comes from the saying that a watermelon seller does not know if the watermelon is ripe or not but promotes them regardless. it gained notoriety when it was attributed to the president of Turkey,
Recep Tayyip Erdoğan who is described to be a
crook and fraud.
Example:
Now lets talk about that 'watermelon seller'
Erdogan, he sold me a
basket of
Apples knowing they'd be rotten on the inside.
best seller
by finsterwald on Mar 29, 2023 22:07:31
Sellers Effect
by Neil Porkchop on Oct 04, 2023 19:59:32
Example:
"My girlfriend was telling me about
this John Cale album I think you'd like."
"Are you joking? I was the one who told you about Paris
1919. You're a victim of the Sellers Effect."
Indian Seller
by Potential Buyer on Oct 10, 2012 23:43:02
A person who proposes that you buy something from them, but upon agreeing to buy, loses all interest in selling their item.
Similar to the definition "
Indian Giver" however there was nothing that had been exchanged in this instance.
Typically people who do this have no male genitalia, and abuse the item that they possess by
dowsing them in semen...In these instances you're better off keeping your money upon a time comes that you can actually buy an item that isn't riddled with
baby batter.
Example:
Here is an example, with a name typical of an
Indian seller.
David
Gregson: "Do you want to buy my iphone?"
Awesome Guy: "Yes"
David Gregson: "I don't want to sell it anymore, I still haven't finished dowsing it in semen"
Awesome Guy: "F**K*NG
INDIAN SELLER!"
David Gregson: "Call me names as much as you want, I cant hear you whilst I'm fornicating with my item"