freshwater square
by meadams on Apr 18, 2009 16:16:44
Douchebags who move from midwestern places such as Nebraska or Wisconsin, to coastal locales like Los Angeles or Brooklyn. Tend to
hijack the scene with their
trust funds and force long term residents to flee in disgust. Usually sport
pseudo-hipster clothing about 4 to 5 years out-of-date.
freshwater starfish
by Thefza on Oct 25, 2019 01:44:49
freshwater tuna
by Eden Woods on Sep 01, 2009 01:30:46
freshwater woofter
by Realfisher on Nov 15, 2021 12:19:46
A person who
fishes in bodies of
freshwater rather than participate in real mens fishing in the sea. Usually taken up by men before they come out to their wives so as to
soften the blow.
Example:
Wife, “
my husband came out to me the other day”
Friend, “Omg, that
must have been such a
shock!”
Wife, “not really, he’s been a freshwater woofter for several months now”
freshwater jellyfish
by Captain boathouse on Jul 27, 2012 01:15:09
Example:
Hey bro I just got
stung by your freshwater jellyfish.
While enjoying an afternoon swim in Lake
Shasta, out of no where this freshwater jellyfish snuck up on me and stung me
right in the face.
Freshwater Trini
by Big Pedro on Aug 26, 2022 01:41:52
freshwater fish
by lizma on Mar 23, 2010 10:17:25
Verb:
To fail to
suspend disbelief about (and complain about) small details of a fictional piece, while ignoring larger impossible issues.
Noun:
the item complained about
Example:
While watching
Pinocchio and accepting that fairies can turn puppets into human boys: "
Oh come on!
Cleo the fish would die in that ocean! Goldfish are freshwater fish!"