freshwater

A smell of a prostitute trying to freshen up before her next job.



freshwater square
Douchebags who move from midwestern places such as Nebraska or Wisconsin, to coastal locales like Los Angeles or Brooklyn. Tend to hijack the scene with their trust funds and force long term residents to flee in disgust. Usually sport pseudo-hipster clothing about 4 to 5 years out-of-date.
Example:
"The poseurs in Williamsburg are a bunch of freshwater squares."


freshwater woofter
A person who fishes in bodies of freshwater rather than participate in real mens fishing in the sea. Usually taken up by men before they come out to their wives so as to soften the blow.
Example:
Wife, “my husband came out to me the other day”

Friend, “Omg, that must have been such a shock!”

Wife, “not really, he’s been a freshwater woofter for several months now”


freshwater fish
Verb: To fail to suspend disbelief about (and complain about) small details of a fictional piece, while ignoring larger impossible issues.

Noun: the item complained about
Example:
While watching Pinocchio and accepting that fairies can turn puppets into human boys: "Oh come on! Cleo the fish would die in that ocean! Goldfish are freshwater fish!"


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