gag me with a spoon
Exclamation that describes displeasure on the part of the speaker due to something being distasteful or otherwise sickening or displeasurable. From valspeak, so somewhat archaic. Usage these days is considered silly.Gag me with a spoon
Gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel!
Example:
Person 1: Did you know that dogs can't look up?
Person 2: Well gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel! I didn't know that!
Person 1: Did you know that dogs can't look up?
Person 2: Well gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel! I didn't know that!